Clem

1)A term for an employee or co-worker who is slower than most and often makes many mistakes even after considerable time on the job. The term Clem can be said to there face because they are often unaware what it means.

2)A term for a friend, roommate, hallmate, or general acquaintance that makes dumb decisions when sober and even dumber decisions when drunk and continues to make such dumb decisions because they black-out and forget what they have done the previous night.

"Wow Rickey is such a Clem he went up to Emily's room last night and tried to open her door by rubbing his dick on her door knob."

by B-Rad010 October 27, 2012

clem

a hillbilly hick who's dumber than shit

I hope this trip in the woods will not be like "Deliverance"
I don't wanna get raped by a clem.

by Eric Monti September 27, 2005

Clem

An alternative and efficient way to say "clementine"

"Celia, pass me a juicy clem"

by bungalowbaby December 14, 2016

clem

A small and tight opening, which can be easily accessed.

My hand got stuck in the clem when I was reaching in.

by jabba's clem June 15, 2011

Clem

Clem is a term that is synonymous with words like: Cool, Based, etc.

Person 1: Our new teammate is really cool
Person 2: Yeah, they're so clem

by Helios3311 March 9, 2021

Clem

North-Eastern England term for testicle.

Bastard got me right in the clems

by clemma October 27, 2011

Clem

A workshy layabout and drain on society. Has no shame in sponging off others whilst gratifying himself in lycra outfits

Look at that lazy bastard, he’s such a Clem

by Supercalifragelous October 15, 2021