The Clench

Jaw clenching caused as a side-effect of consuming LSD. Generally not dangerous. Treated by staying hydrated and exercising the mouth. Nothing to worry about as worrying can cause a bad trip.

Luke: You just gotta watch out for The Clench
A.J. (On LSD): The Clench? Wtf is that?
Luke: You don't know about The Clench man? That shit will lock your mouth shut!

by deadheadkid92 August 10, 2010

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Stench Clench

The act of catching a shart before it touches cloth, by tightly clenching one's buttocks to contain the inadvertently expelled matter. A successful stench clench, followed by an immediate stealthy bathroom visit, can save one from the ignominy of having shit oneself in public.

Damon and Bill watched bemused as Bob silently waddled towards the restroom, holding his stench clench tightly.

by Degenerate Scumbag March 29, 2015

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Fist clencher

An emotionally charged rock song that causes you to drop to one knee, bend your elbow and curl your hand up in to a fist. Often accompanied by air guitar, open mouth dancing and big hair.

That Bonnie Tyler song really rocks.

Yeah, it's a real fist clencher.

by Thedukethe July 21, 2010

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then we cheeched

Word commonly used by 1Puglife, referring to chooching after an activity such as lifting heavy shit.

Time to move trapters, then lift heavy shit and stop by Nelson's, then we cheeched.

by Average_joe420 February 1, 2014

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pre-clench

Definition: When a rape victim has clenched their butt before the rapist has a chance to penetrate them.

Example Sentence:

Dave: "Hey bro, last night I picked up a cute high school kid but he was totally pre-clenched!"
Catherine: "Ahhh shucks, maybe next time... keep it up!"

by WakeyWakeyHandsOffSnakey October 20, 2018

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