clearplate

Placing a clear plate over a partner's mouth, while the other sexual partner takes a dump on the plate.

"I walked in with a handful of videos and a pizza and found him clearplating my sister."

by John Smith April 29, 2003

clearcoat

A joint that has been rubbed against a living ganja plant until it gets a shiny coat of resin on the outside. This can also be accomplished by leaving the joint in a box with other loose buds while hiking or a similar activity.

Spark up that clearcoat.

by ganjru February 26, 2009

Clawportunity

An oppurtunity for one of the jewish decent or one who has jewish qualities to use his claw.

"Damn, that was a total clawportunity for mitch brown to get a free cigarette."

by NewJerseyDevil January 4, 2012

Colombian clearout

This is the method of sniffing a large line of flake cocaine to loosen ones bowel.

Alright darling, can you point me to the shitter I need a Colombian clearout

by afghani-tax-man January 2, 2017

carport

1. A structure designed to shelter a vehicle from the elements. It is usually only a roof supported by minimal walls. For those who are too cheap to build a garage and white trash.

Shit man, that carport I bought from home depot didn't protect my car from Hurricane Katrina!

by YoHoHoAndABottleOfVodka September 13, 2010

clearout

A Clearout is someone who plays video games such as COD an kills every player on a enemy team except one player and allows trickshotters to trickshot for the remaining time given in a round or match. Clear outs normally have to be extremely good to get into a lot of 6mans (groups of trickshotters). Trickshotting has become a beloved worldwide phenomenon and that garnered billions of views and has spawned tons of trickshotters thus also increasing the need for more clear outs and raising the expectations to dizzying heights for them as well.

Did you see Simply Overdose, he's a awesome Clearout. He got to last in 7 seconds!

by Georgia's Ginger February 24, 2015

carport therapy

Dealing with the stress and anxiety of life by sitting under your carport (or garage) and drinking as many beers as you can. Particularly popular in the South.

"I'll tell you what, man... Life ain't easy. The wife won't give me a break, I got laid off, my kids are out of control... What I need is some carport therapy."

by SkepticalBaby June 21, 2016