My shit is clean

Phrase used to assure people everything is all right.

John: Man, my American History professor keeps giving me bad grades.
Mark: That sucks bro, my shit is clean in that course.

Tim: My wife keeps telling me that you're having problems in your job?
James: Nah, my shit is clean.

by Beanstalker November 26, 2010

Clean up my shit

v. Get rid of evidence of a crime.

"It's time to clean up my shit before that asshole rats me out."

by AWrinkleInTime May 29, 2016

you clean the toilet so you can shit in it

The world's most perfect oxymoron

Ann was scrubbing all day and didn't want anyone to use the crapper, to which Jim said ``You clean the toilet so you can shit in it.''

by tirtle April 20, 2017

Shit Be More Clean

If something is good, fresh or acceptable.

Man did you see that new ferrari, damn man that shit be more clean.

by Jimmy Cornrolls May 22, 2006

Shit's looking clean

Shit's looking clean
Another way of saying all seems good/ the situation is fine/looks safe/all clear we can proceed with what we intend to accomplish

Lamar and Franklin are two gang members about to make a deal with an opposite gang
They arrive at the designated location go inside since it's a closed building where the deal's gonna take place Lamar Quickly scopes the parameter and says to Franklin "Shit's looking clean" meaning that it looks safe

by Based! April 11, 2022

Clean Shitaway

The extremely rare and highly coveted circumstance where one attempts to wipe their ass after taking a ferocious shit, however discovers that the initial pass through comes up clean.

"Lauren expected to get caught up in the bathroom for an exorbitant amount of time after eating that Mexican food, however she was delighted to find that she instead had a clean shitaway. There was zero evidence left at the scene of the crime."

by J Rizzle May 23, 2014