Cryarrhea

The process of crapping(bowel movement) and going diarrhea simultaenously.

When Jimmy got near the girl he liked, he went cryarrhea in his pants instead of nervous breakdown.

by Anonymous December 5, 2004

Catarrhea

Flaming liquid poop that spews out of a cats anal orifice.
Most of the time it is unpleasant to see, smell, and clean up.

Don't give Edgar that taco or he'll have catarrhea all night!

by Clivic_ July 28, 2010

Cryarrhea

When one is so upset that they simulationously cry and have nervous diarrhea.

"bro, how'd it go when you broke up with Becky?"

"Not good man, she was so upset she got cryarrhea"

by KE 7 June 2, 2020

Chadarrhea

The phenomenon in which a group of alpha males, when in close proximity, synchronize their fecal cycles as to all shit at the same time.

See also - Menstrual synchrony

Chris - "Did you hear that Chad, Brad, and Thad got a nasty case of Chadarrhea?"
Dom - "Nah, but that's what happens when a bunch of high-protein chads start living together."

by Nicholas Gun October 21, 2020

Cryarrhea

The type of diarrhea that is so torrential, painful, and humiliating that you cannot stop sobbing while you do the business.

'What's noise in the bathroom? It sounds like someone sobbing.'

'Yeah Gemma's in there painting the toilet. She's got cryarrhea.'

by Grooly_biscuit September 29, 2023