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chavalanche

Like an avalanche it’s when a group of Chavs travel to one place at one time. Typically doing wheelies on their bikes on the path / sidewalk
Watch out there’s a chavalanche coming our way
*Group of 10 chavs cycle past doing wheelies*
by QueenYAS January 31, 2018
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The Catavalanche

The act of a man lifting up his large, floppy abdominal pannus before receiving fellatio. Immediately after coitus he releases the sweaty mound and it collapses onto the face of the unsuspecting female while she is still attached to his flaccid member.
Jackie was always a fan of hookin up with the big fellas... until Ron decided to crush her face with the catavalanche.
by The Slore January 11, 2011
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crapalanche

The collapse of a large collection or pile of a bunch of one's possessions (also referred to as one's "crap").
His stack of books, papers, nit-knacks, and other miscellaneous items fell in a crapalanche leaving his junk littered everywhere.
by Bill August 21, 2003
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Crapalanche

When you are taken by a surprise case of unstoppable diarrhea. Much like a mudslide or an avalanche, but with poop.
Donald had to throw away his boxers, because ha had a CRAPalanche while drinking at the bar!
by Frank Poncherello April 12, 2009
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crapalanche

A collapse of a large pile of random junk or detritus. An unstoppable landslide of a large and unkempt collection of one's possessions.
"Dude, what happened to your floor?"
"Oh man, I had a crapalanche of all that junk that was on my desk."
by James Fraser January 31, 2008
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chavalance

Like a Avalanche, but of Chavs!
My god, look at all those chavs, its a bloody chavalanche!!
by SciFi25 January 31, 2005
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Cadavalanche

When someone at a funeral drops or knocks over the casket and the body of the deceased happens to come out. Although rare in it's nature, reports show that it can and has happened.
Jim: "How was the funeral dude, I am sorry for your loss"

Eric: "It would have been fine if my drunk uncle wouldn't have been a pallbearer. We had a Cadavalanche."
by PirateTribez June 12, 2011
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