Clarked

To wreck, or otherwise cause damage to a vehicle, due to lack of concentration.

Don clarked the rental car.

by Spruce Goose Gang November 15, 2006

Clarked

To take one's things be sheer ignorance or ill-attention. Often someone's prized possession or the last remaining item available to a group.

Can refer to time wasted by an individual who babbles on unintelligibly.

Has anyone seen my map markers? No man, I think someone "Clarked" it.

Someone keeps "Clarking" the last cup of coffee.

by Top_Tank July 28, 2012

George Clarkey

very fit man
makes videos with imallexx
very funny man, shags lots of women
has a nice beard, nice hair, solid hair line
solid sense of fashion, even tho sometimes he dressed like a divorced dad but id still smash

everyone loves george clarkey

person 1: did you see imallexx’s new video

person 2: yes, i only watched it bcs george clarkey was in it. hes so funny

person 1: oh, okay

by khoifishkhoi January 3, 2023

clarked

To get arrested for driving while intoxicated after a night of heavy drinking to celebrate Cinco de Mayo.

The fucking police clarked me last night and I had to spend 17 hours in the city jail.

by anonymous May 7, 2005

clarkey

A term used for an alcoholic cunt such as an el jesso, a clarkey is sumone who gets pissed in a krew and likes pussy and often gets a lot of it, he also likes alcohol and places where he can buy and drink alcohol.

Hey dude! see that guy passed out in the gutter, what a motherfucking clarkey

by El Jesso November 19, 2004

clarked

When a female may or may not have had sex due to the wasted male partner chucking his guts up before any possible act takes place.

Girl: I think i got clarked last night..Adam spewed all over his door before we even got into his bed..

..i don't even think he remembers me going down on his mamba last night!

by Mambam March 9, 2008

Clarked

The practice in which a coworker carbon copy's an individual on electronic communications which have little or nothing to do with the message therein.

My Monday started out well, but by lunch my inbox was clarked with 157 unread emails that had nothing to do with me but required me to open every single one just to be sure!

by Conscientious Mailer February 23, 2014