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clapatation

noun. The state of clapping. When an audience viewing any live entertainment or performance is actually engaged in the act of applause.
"In just a second, the band is gonna come out and you, ladies and gentlemen, will hit full clapatation."
by SamuraiPanda March 26, 2009
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Crapulation

When you are having sex and then one of you poops/craps.
a man and woman are having sex when all of a sudden the woman says "god damn i got to shit" then she craps. That is crapulation.
by pathetic prince Pearse March 5, 2014
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Clapensation

The act of clapping cheeks in the form of compensation for a debt or service rendered
Doug: Dude she drove you 2 hours to that? Are you going to Venmo her for gas?
Tom: Nah, I will provide clapensation though
by Zack and the Throbbing Horns August 29, 2022
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Premature crapulation (PC)

Occurs when a man or woman experiences the need to drop a deuce and feels their poo starting to exit their bunghole or even expels a tiny bit of poo soon after the call of nature begins but doesn't reach the toilet in time.
After I pounded those protein bars about 30 mins later I was rushing to the bathroom but experienced another bout of Premature crapulation (PC) before I could get there.
by PGOODYoriginal January 20, 2014
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Correlation =/= Causation

A phrase used to point out the flaw of a specific argument which implies correlation means causation.
Person A: There is a correlation between people who use wheelchairs and people who have had a severe accident therefore.. Boys, don't use wheelchairs. :epic_sunglasses:

Person B: Correlation =/= Causation.

Person A: Oh my goodness, you're right.
by TotallyNotComfy September 25, 2018
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Chapulation

Rigoh comes up to you while ur eating, then pulls down pants, get's on table and shit's all over your food XD
Random person: (eating) >munch munch<
Rigoh: pulls down pants, get's on table, and does chapulation on his food.
Random person: >walks away<
by MegaSaiyan17 May 16, 2009
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Crapusation

To accuse someone of crapping their pants.
When David accused his classmate of crapping himself, the teacher warned him to avoid making such serious crapusations.
by JeezusChryst March 6, 2015
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