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clanker

a slur for robots
*Joe and Mike walk into a toy factory*
J:dude look at that fuckin clanker
M:I know right? like, "beep boop, im a dumb fucking clanker."
by the mf that defines shit October 2, 2022
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meat clackers

Chip's girlfriend kicked him right in his meat clackers.
by ThatShiKrey January 25, 2015
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meaty clackers

A pair of big testicles. From the TV show The League
Baby Geoffrey sure has some meaty clackers.
by Chelupa Batman March 18, 2016
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Clanker

The n-word for droids
Very offensive
Could also be said as "clanka"
Droid: Kills a village
Man: "THAT BLOODY CLANKER BURNED DOWN OUR VILLAGE!"
Other Man:"BLOW THAT CLANKA OUT OF THE SKY!"
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clacker

I'm gonna shove it right up your clacker.
by bread infection December 28, 2005
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Grandpa's Clackers

The saggy, wrinkly testicles of an old man. They are the complete opposed of jerky sack.
Suzie loves older men. She especially enjoys the sex and playing with Grandpa's Clackers when they fall out of her lover's bermuda shorts.
by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009
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Clanker

An individual who aligns themselves with the ideology that machines are superior to biological entities. as opposed to Darwinism, the belief that biology is superior to industry. A Clanker nation focuses on industrial productivity, using machines to do manual labour and fighting. Though not pretty, Clanker armies are tougher than Darwinist armies, as steel can withstand more than flesh.

Clanker armies use armored walkers, ranging from small scouting units no bigger than horses to massive land-ships that rival their naval counterparts. Of course that also means Clankers are adept in using similarly industrial technologies, such as Tesla cannons and internal combustion engines.

In the novels by Scott Westerfield, the Central Powers nations of Germany, Austria-Hungary, and the Ottoman Empire are exclusively Clanker. the only known hybrid nation mentioned is America, which uses both Clanker and Darwinist machines to suit whatever role it feels best.
a Clanker Nation is one where heavy industry and machines are the dominant economic and military force:

the 1914 Kaiser-Reich German Empire is a Clanker Nation, using such machines as the Dreadnought class SMS Beowulf, a landcruiser decorated with 10 17 inch cannons.
by Yuri Drakonov August 23, 2011
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