Sloppy clam slap

A sexual act believed to have originated from the quran it is performed by young boys on an elder infront of mecca the boy ejualates in the elders mouth then striking both sides of the elders cheeks opens his mouth then swallows the semen with is symbolic of Allah entering the young kid and blessing him with his seed of knowledge

I'm so jealous Mohammed got to perform a sloppy clam slap on his elder my grandfather dad before I could perform it on him I will never be blessed with Allah's knowledge

by Handy mat July 19, 2019

ClamSlam

T-bagging somebody as a girl

Jessica and Kristine tripped, we ran over to help and jessica was totally ClamSlamming Kristine!

by Ryandawg June 4, 2009

Clamslamming

The act of two females putting themselves between each others' legs to pound thier genitalia together for mutual sexual satisfaction.

Those two girls look happy. I bet they spent the whole night clamslamming.

by Steve52 May 25, 2009

Clam Slap

Similar to the "Tea Bag", Clam Slap is the dipping/dragging of a woman's vagina over an enemy's face once the enemy has died. A complete and hillarious way of a female showing a person that their her bitch.

*WoW, Halo, CoD, etc character runs and rubs vagina over dead body's face*

*Player 1* Dude... you were just Clam Slapped.
*Player 2* Yeah... I smell like fish now... -_-

by Jagurara September 21, 2009

clamslammer

clamslammer- slang for a penis.

after years of agony, Beverly realized she would never again have the enjoyment of a good clamslammer.

by steve and will February 14, 2008

Clamslam

feminine of cockblock

Prudence and Dan frequently had time alone but her clamslamming roommate ruined any chances they had to have sex

by Kattypoo March 5, 2009

Clam Slap

The action of slapping a mans face whilst trying to penetrate him anally to make the pain of said penetration lesser by distraction

For example

Dude its not going in

I WILL FUCKING CLAM SLAP YOU. FUCKER I WILL DO IT DONT MAKE ME

by SGTKM September 20, 2009