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clopsexual

Literally beastiality.... The Bronies who want to have sexual relations with My little Pony Characters. Creepy as hell, but it's a real sexuality according to the apparent 30-60 thousand clopsexuals.

(No offence but fucking Ponies is beastiality and that's fucked up)
Son: Mom, Dad, I'm Clopsexual....
Mom: What?
Son: Clopsexual
Dad: Well... That's beastiality/
Son: JUST ACCEPT ME!!!! (storms out)
by lwils April 8, 2016
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Camosexual

Camosexual originates in the Appalachian mountains. It pertains to those individuals who are obsessed with camouflage. Camouflage clothes, guns, bikes, cars and tents are in the person's arsenal of camo. they like so much camo that they are considered to have a love affair with it.
Jim Bob covered his truck in camo? he's such a camosexual.
by middlebuttcheek April 14, 2009
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cumsexual

Alex: Hey dad I'm cumsexual.
Dad: I'm gonna go buy a pack of cigarettes, goodbye.
Alex: But dad you don't smoke.
*door slams shut*
by MinaTass April 21, 2021
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chansexual

only attracted to the best leader BangChan of the kpop group named Stray kids.
random person: heyy i like you.. can you be my girlfriend??
you: oh sorry im chansexual
random person: you what?
you: i said im chansexual.
random person: why tf did i like you again..?
by weeknoow_ September 29, 2020
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calsexual

Someone whomst only feels sexually attracted to the feet of a male and/or female. they are neither attracted to the genitals of either a male and/or female
"I do not like sex as I am calsexual"
by Mullac James July 14, 2018
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carsexuality

someone whos in love with their car

roger taylor
carsexuality pride!
by stupiduglykid July 10, 2022
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Carsexual

Person: Hey your pretty cute you seeing anyone?
You: Sorry I am Carsexual I only date cars.
by JCe1 August 21, 2020
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