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Post Nut Clarity

That feeling of utter disgust after you just bust a nut. It gets worse the weirder the video you watch. You basically realize what your watching and think that it's horrible and that you would never watch it again yet you still do.
John: "Last night was horrible I had the worse post nut clarity of my life!"
Bryce: "Bro wtf were you watching then."
John: "Some incest cosplay shit."
Bryce: "Bro you are so fucking down bad."
by SkinnyPenis:( November 22, 2021
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Post-nut clarity

After you nut you will have regrets about how you nutted, life, ETC
I can’t believed I asked that girl for nudes, it was so dirty. I’m disgusting I can’t believe I wacked off, I’m having Post-nut clarity.
by Stale pop tart crust December 29, 2019
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Post-Nut Clarity

Definition: The “opening of the mind” which occurs in a man after he has unleashed the fattest nut ever nutted in the chronicles of nut-kind. This “opening” is characterized by an incredibly intense feeling of “awakening” and “awareness”. The individual in question feels as if the secrets and inner-workings of the universe have suddenly been unraveled before his eyes.
Collapsing on the sidewalk, Jonathan felt the post-nut clarity weeping over him.
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Post nut clarity

Post nut clarity is when you bust a nut, your mind becomes clear and you achieve negative hornyness.
This has practical uses if you want to get something done but can’t get to it because of your sexual urges.

Post nut clarity can also be when you realize what f*cked up sh*t you just beat your meat to, and instantly regret that you were born male.
Just remember that you should never feel regretful of something that felt right in the moment, if that’s some weird shi*t then you might just be a weirdo though.
I had no motivation to do homework, but with that post nut clarity I had that sh*t done right away.

Ay I’m never beating my meat to fat library women again, wtf am I doing?
by GurtCobain May 20, 2020
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Post Cum Clarity

The state of mind that comes to a male instantly after orgasm and ejaculation from sex or masturbation. This can be at various levels from the male wanting to sleep or go check his email or watch TV. In the moments following cumming, a male starts to think about more important issues and priorities than getting laid (as having already accomplished getting sex and having orgasm).
That morning, as soon as he had cum, in a flash, he jumped to his feet showered and was dressed and zipped out the door - realizing he had more important things to do after getting the urge out of his system albeit for a short time.

But later that evening his Post Cum Clarity had dissipated and was over for another round.
by L Madsen February 12, 2006
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chairty

The most amazing person you will every meet in you life.sensitive but tough ❤️❤️
I met this girl chairty and she is everything I could ask for
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Post Shave Clarity

When you decide you gotta shave, and after you do it you get lucid and instantly regret it because you look like a baby.
Jerry: Damn David you look like shit why did you shave?
David: I know bro, Post Shave Clarity just hit me hard
by FanciestPseudonyms March 19, 2020
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