Clacker Valve

Slang word for Anus.

"Got this lady back to mine last night and I give her one right up the Clacker Valve!!!

by Bobbymoore May 8, 2010

meat clackers

Testicles

Chip's girlfriend kicked him right in his meat clackers.

by ThatShiKrey January 25, 2015

clackety clack

the sound created when you shake a pair, or more, of dice together

I can hear clackety clack coming from the craps table.

by slothlovechunk August 23, 2006

meaty clackers

A pair of big testicles. From the TV show The League

Baby Geoffrey sure has some meaty clackers.

by Chelupa Batman March 18, 2016

clacker

Australian slang for "anus"

I'm gonna shove it right up your clacker.

by bread infection December 28, 2005

Grandpa's Clackers

The saggy, wrinkly testicles of an old man. They are the complete opposed of jerky sack.

Suzie loves older men. She especially enjoys the sex and playing with Grandpa's Clackers when they fall out of her lover's bermuda shorts.

by Eaton Holgoode June 23, 2009

Crackertivity

Crackertivity refers to an activity typically associated with whiteness. Especially when the activity can be perceived as extra, unnecessary and attention seeking. You do not have to be a white person to participate in a crackertivity.

“Did you see that video of the girl parachuting while eating a blueberry pie?”

“Yeah, that crackertivity was unnecessary.”

by Notreally_here September 10, 2022