Clabber Girl

A profession in the late 18th century through the 19th century that occupied a female worker by punching one's vagina repeatedly until puffed and rouge in color. This work was done before baking in order to increase the volume and lighten the texture of baked goods.

The Clabber Girl went to work on her vagina before going to work on the sourdough loaf that had to be made before Sir Livingston's mother-in-law arrived from London.

by 19thCenturyHistorian April 22, 2011

clabber jaws

A loud ass mother fucker that you can hear from a mile away

Clabber jaws just walked in I can hear his ass from a mile away.

by Gispacho May 6, 2018

clobber

to hit someone hard.

Fuck off cunt or I'll clobber ya!

by kam75xx January 2, 2021

clubber lange

(verb) clubber lange. To deliver a hefty punch, usually a hook, often to the larynx, but mostly to the chin.

I'm gonna clubber lange that chump!

by Antenna Wilde February 15, 2008

clobberin the gorilla

Masturbation. Spanking the hank. Petting the Porcupine. Choking the Chicken.

Kid: Mommy grandpa's clobberin the gorilla in the bathroom and I have to use it now

Mom: Just wait a minute

*Screaming from a distance*

Grandpa: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Seymour Tihts May 17, 2006

fuck clobbering

An adjective used to describe a joint that's too big for the person smoking it to handle and still function. Coined by Ricky in the Canadian TV show Trailer Park Boys.

"They roll these big fuck clobbering joints."

by Ricky of Sunnyvale September 29, 2011

clobberwhopped

To put an absolute punishing on a woman's vagina. To lay some serious pipe and make her scream.

"I just clobberwhopped the shit outta Sherry."

by PD&KS October 3, 2007