Citroen Berlingo

Literally 0-60mph in 16 second.

Jared ran over the grandma in his Citroen Berlingo.

by Gandhi’s flip flop April 22, 2019

citroen c1

The example of why you need to keep a condom in you're car.

boy 1- I have a citroen c1
Boy 2 - yes have sex
boy 1- lol yes

by ben lil peen October 5, 2020

Citroen C3

This car is just shit from its looks to performance if you drive this you are a utter pedophile and as it is french you probably will surrender to a traffic cone plus you will strike earl grey flavored hatred in all British hearts.

Person 1"Have you seen jack he drives a Citroen c3?"
Person 2"what a utter nonce *earl grey flavored hatred intensifies*"

by IAmNutter64 September 10, 2020

Citroen DS

A spaceship on wheels. I was introduced in 1955 and manufactured from 1955 to 1975. There were many quirks and with that car, everything from replacing a tire to engine repair.

Clark W. Griswald drove a Citroen DS in Paris France and Munich West Germany in National Lampoons European Vacation, until the car got stuck in between a narrow arch when they were being chased by a lynch mob.

by Viscount Druitt March 23, 2026

Citroen Xsara Picasso

An egg shaped minivan, which is one of the ugliest Citroens ever made other than the C3 Pluriel, an egg shaped roadster.

M: What car does he drive?
T: A Citroen Xsara Picasso.
M: Well, that's an ugly piece of shit.

by MVT, the greek spoondog... August 11, 2025

The CITROËN

If you do two girls laying on top of each other facing the same direction with the belly on the floor and their legs spread like the citroen sign.

Dude yesterday i totally did The CITROËN with those two chicks from the bar.

by Mo G, Jan H, Regner L February 23, 2011

Silver Citroen c8 from poland

It's just an inside joke you'll never understand

Hey look it's the silver Citroen c8 from poland

by Jayden S.L.H October 4, 2025