citroen c1

The example of why you need to keep a condom in you're car.

boy 1- I have a citroen c1
Boy 2 - yes have sex
boy 1- lol yes

by ben lil peen October 5, 2020

Silver Citroen c8 from poland

It's just an inside joke you'll never understand

Hey look it's the silver Citroen c8 from poland

by Jayden S.L.H October 4, 2025

Citroen Xsara Picasso

An egg shaped minivan, which is one of the ugliest Citroens ever made other than the C3 Pluriel, an egg shaped roadster.

M: What car does he drive?
T: A Citroen Xsara Picasso.
M: Well, that's an ugly piece of shit.

by MVT, the greek spoondog... August 11, 2025

Citroen C3

This car is just shit from its looks to performance if you drive this you are a utter pedophile and as it is french you probably will surrender to a traffic cone plus you will strike earl grey flavored hatred in all British hearts.

Person 1"Have you seen jack he drives a Citroen c3?"
Person 2"what a utter nonce *earl grey flavored hatred intensifies*"

by IAmNutter64 September 10, 2020