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Choking off

To intentionally strangle oneself manually or assisted by accessories, in an attempt to heighten sexual pleasure whilst stimulating one's own genitals
Person 1: Jimmy's been really cross lately
Person 2: Yeah he has - I heard he's been taking a break from choking off!
Person 1: let's hope he bumps those numbers up ASAP

*two people watch a child fall*
Person 1: Hey man! Can I borrow your belt
Person 2: Yes, definitely! May I ask why?
Person 2: I think I need to choke off to this later!
by notdale March 1, 2019
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Choking the chicken

Choking the chicken often used as a more "family friendly" way of saying something like "I'm bout to beat the actual living shit outta my dick" or "Imma N U T real quick, hold on"
Example; Yo, what's up man?

Nothing man, was actually just about to choke the chicken. What about you tho?

W H A T T H E F U C K I S W R O N G W I T H Y O U

Definition; Choking the chicken Beating the ever living shit out of your meat. On No Nut November, there is no exceptions, if you choke the chicken on that sacred month, you will be shunned from the rest of society for the rest of your life.
by Kazakov.Ru October 31, 2018
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Choking Chewbacca

The process in which a male with an overly hairy Wang jerks himself, making it look as if he is suffocating Chewbacca .
"Yo, Tiberius is taking way too long Draining the Main Vein"
"That's because he's not. He's Choking Chewbacca ! Can't you hear him grunting? BRUUURRRRRURRRRR!
by Partypoison321 November 26, 2010
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choking the corn

The stroking the rough part of a females vagina wall (g spot) in a rapid motion with your two middle fingers until orgasm occurs.
BOB: Hey bro, what did you and Sydney get into last night?

JIM: Oh, you know, just choking the corn as usual.
by uhRedux April 19, 2017
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No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.
Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards
by DoYouReallyCare July 7, 2012
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Choking the alligator

To trick a foreigner by telling them something false about or relating to America. Comes from the classic underground film Stranger Than Paradise.
I told my Hungarian cousin Eva that in America instead of saying vaccuming the floor we say "Choking the Alligator".
by Anymajor-dude January 14, 2015
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choking kink

Someone who gets turned on by someone choking them.
Woah David don't choke CJ, they have a choking kink!
by SakuraSets March 29, 2021
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