commode chode

A turd that is so large, it stuffs up a toilet's drain. Breaking it in half with a plunger, or toilet brush is sometimes needed, in the hopes it sinks like the titanic.

Bro, I ate pizza and drank coffee all day yesterday. I dropped a commode chode and flooded the dorm hallway! Don't tell anyone.

by Johnnylingus July 19, 2021

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Chadette

a female chad

What a Chadette!
Oh my god shes such a Chadette!

by imnotwearingahat December 29, 2020

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Chode Check

To hit someone in the side of there leg to check if they have a chode (very wide penis) You must yell Chode check before performing the action.

Mason: yo man my dicks feeling hella wide.
Christian: Bro dont worry i got a hella solution

an hour later
Angel: CHODE CHECK
Mason cries in pain as his chode get obliterated by Angel

Christian : Haha fucking loser

by The Ms.Kent bunch January 15, 2020

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Da Vinci Chode

A penis whose girth and length are related by Da Vinci's golden ratio of 1.618. It is believed only to have only ever been possessed by 3 people: Leonardo Da Vinci, Harry Potter and Jesus Christ.

"Although I definitely recognized the genital warts he was trying to hide with his matted pubic hair, no self-respecting girl can turn down a Da Vinci chode," sighed Ginny.

by gurdygurdygurdy May 7, 2011

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Cayde

Cayde was a ramen loving gun nut who always enjoy working by himself until the son of a bitch uldren sov put a bullet in his head with his own gun, the Ace of spades! Cayde will always be in our hearts.

Hawthorne: If it's a Cabal ship you need, there's a base nearby full of them. But it won't be easy sneaking in.

Zavala: Oh, we're done sneaking. If there's one thing I've learned from Cayde it's the value of a grand entrance.

by Caydelover July 3, 2019

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