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Cumbrella

These are umbrella's used in the porn industry to protect camera's while filming squirt movies.
"Dude, Cytheria is about to blow. Put up the cumbrella."
by Bryz April 29, 2008
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Cumbrella

A condom. An umbrella for your penis preventing the cum outside.
Amy: Do you have the protection?

Ben: A cumbrella? Yeah I've already put it on.
by shaez September 19, 2014
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Cumbrella

An umbrella used to guard one's self from showers of cum.
Im about ta' hit it so hard, she gonna need a cumbrella!
by RodgerCodger January 4, 2011
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Raise the Cumbrella

Means to 'get a hooker' or 'to find someone to have sex with'.

The term dates back to 1860s and was widely used in port towns, where Amsterdamian merchants sailed to. Amsterdamian accent (mokums) and the word 'come' eventually formed a funny sounding proverb 'raise the cumbrella'.

Term Cumbrella describes elongated eye lashes, which among sex workers served a double purpose to seduce men and prevent pinkeye. Facial ejaculations and therefor cases of pinkeye were common due to lack of protection wear and condoms in general. Rubber condoms were mass produced only after 1860s.

Cumbrella has later become a synonym for condoms.

Update: Gerda Puridle -meme is false, though the story behind the term 'Cumbrella' is somewhat truthbased.
Sailor: I'll be in port for two nights.
Brothel worker: Do you want to raise the cumbrella with me?
Sailor: Why not, shall we?
Brothel worker: We shall.

Sailor 1: I was planning to raise the cumbrella tonight.
Sailor 2: I was thinking the same thing. Where should we go to?
Sailor 1: There is a good brothel two blocks from here.
by The Old Sailor February 15, 2021
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Cumbrella

John: I can wait for you to let me in because I'm just that kind of fella, but I'm gonna bust so hard you're gonna need a cumbrella
Amanda: Ok, John....
by Manda+JaMiS January 9, 2017
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Cumbrella

Elongated eye lashes used to block semen from getting in the eyes.
Him: "Aren't you worried it'll hit your eyes?"
Me: "Don't worry, I have a cumbrella."
by theonionkb February 3, 2021
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Cumbrella

A three man job that requires one man to spread his ball sack out flat.
, Another man to ejaculate (cum) on the flatly spread ball sack, and a third man to suck the cun out of the ball sack with or without a straw.
Shawn: Johnny what are you doing tonight?
Johnny: I was thinking you and Jeff should come over so we can do a cumbrella
by Cumthu April 22, 2015
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