Chvrches

A synth-pop/alternative trio from Glasgow. Made up of Lauren Mayberry, Iain Cook and Martin Doherty, and one of the finest acts to come out of Scotland.
As of August 2015, they have released one album, The Bones of What You Believe (2013) and too many EPs to name, including the Gun EP. However a new album is expected for September 2015, and it's called Every Open Eye.
They've released a few singles to promote the album, including Never Ending Circles and Leave A Trace.

*In a record shop in London*
Indie Guy: Have you heard Chvrches yet?
Indie Girl: Holy fucking shit! I thought I was the only one who knew them around here!
Indie Guy: You should get The Bones of What You Believe on vinyl.
Indie Girl: I'll get it before it goes.

by Epitome of Mainstream Hipsters October 3, 2015

Churchsty

When you thirst for church.

Valencia was “churchsty “ Because she missed church last Sunday, she was to busy with Henry.

by Perfect Professionals November 16, 2020

Churcher

1. A large group of people , or familys straight from church and still dressed up. While you go to a restaurant to cure your hangover, possibly still drunk, they surround you on sunday mornings and Try to burn judgement into your soul.

Danny: Bro that guy and his wife just told their children don't grow up to be like those guys, then she stared and pointed at us

Crew: Fucking Churchers.

by The Crew RM December 4, 2011

Churchead

Bible Bashing Simpleton

(Carfull of teens drivepast an old man heading towards a church, carrying a bible)

Teen - 'CHURCHEAD!!!!!!!!

(old man is hurt slightly inside)

by samgoody January 10, 2010

Churchist

A type of Christian who pays less respect (however minimal or marginal) to non-church-goers. Note now the hyprocrisy that a Churchist does not necessarily have to go to church themselves - but will always say "I'd go if I had the time" in order to deter the whiplash effect of their bias.

The belief in Churchism.

"It's Churchists like him that give religion a bad name."
and
"I used to be a Churchist."

by CollectiveFury September 17, 2008

Churcher

Someone who goes to church. It doesn't matter what religion they believe in.

Kyle goes to church every Sunday morning. He's a churcher alright.

by Kaocaine July 26, 2009

churchies

Typically offensive and/or deragotry. Seldomly used in a playful manner.

1. Regular church goers, every Sunday if not everyday. They use the bible for any and every decision. As well as abiding by all of the "rules" like no swearing. Typically gets offended by anything that is normally funny.

2. Anyone who is part of the other 50% of the country that is religous, particulary one who

"I can't stand those churchies that refuse medical treatment because of their religion."

by multiplexguru February 12, 2008