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cuntslapped

when one bitch slaps anothers pussy so hard that she cries like a lil bitch sauce.
Alison cuntslapped my pussy so hard i had to go the hospital to find my clit.
by TheChicWhoWasCuntSlapped October 29, 2018
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cuntslap

Two meanings for this word:
1) When you are slapped in your vagina.
2) Rachael...
*BANG* "oooh shit that girl just got cuntslapped" "bummer!"
"That Rachael with the fat thighs, she's such a cuntslap!!"
by dothemoonwalk June 20, 2007
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Cuntflop

This is the name given to the action of falling unexpectedly. Due the the fall, or trip, happening without warning, the arms of the flopee will flail around as they attempt to regain their balance. However, the true cuntflop happens when balance is not regained, and the flopee lands in a heap on the floor, generally bruised in some areas of their person. In the event of this happening with an audience, the audience will probably guffaw loudly due to the unco-ordinated nature of the fall. This can be extremely embarrassing for the floppee.

This word originated in the West of Scotland, near Glasgow.
Example 1 :

George : 'Hey Bill ! What's wrong with your face, you appear to have a swollen lip. Were you beaten up?'

Bill : 'Naw, I totally cuntflopped. My younger sibling left their skateboard in the hall, and I slipped on it.'

Example 2:

Timothy is walking up the stairs in front of a group of other people when he trips on a step, falling up the stairs and wildly throwing his arms out, but unfortunately he falls right on his face.

Other People : 'HAH ! CUNTFLOP !'

Timothy quickly scurries away, thouroughly embarrassed.
by Syllabub August 21, 2009
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Cuntalope

A person who has a giant vagina hole, one so big you could fit your god damn cantalope in it!
"I saw Caitlin last night."
"Did you see the cuntalope?"
"YEAH! IT TRIED TO EAT ME!!"
by Big bear fish boy April 15, 2009
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Cuntslip

Used to describe the moment when a guy tries to tease a girls clit with his penis but slips inside her
Or just someone who fucked up
Did you see that? Oh man he's such a cuntslipp
by Lord Of All January 6, 2015
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chungalope

When your sack is bigger than head
That little bitch jerry has major chungalope
by Mr bung January 31, 2017
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cuntalope

1. Term for a would be whore.
When only part of a woman "alopes" temporarily. (Usually with your best friend.)
by Xarkzila February 16, 2004
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