Humphrey

A large typically hairy man with a smaller peen large nose and giant eyes

Oh look it's Humphrey

by Juice master69420 November 1, 2022

Humphrey

Humphrey, as in Bogart, is another term for someone who is holding onto a joint, pipe, bong, or any other means of smoking marijuana while others are waiting to take a hit.

"Come on Humphrey...pass it then you can keep talking."

by Jenn Regan July 6, 2006

humphrey effect

When your on a win streak in a game or sport and a person with the last name of Humphrey joins and you start an instant decline and lose multiple times in a row.

"hey man i was just on a huge win streak but this guy joined and now i lost 4 games in a row"

"same man fuck the Humphrey effect"

by promemerlmao December 8, 2016

[Humphrey] [Dinkle] [Berries]

Small pieces of dry fecal matter that hang from your anal hairs

Humphrey Dinkle Berries

by Arks December 15, 2008

Humphrey Bone

Some headless guy that is under-rated from BBC Ghosts. Played by Laurence Rickard.

A Tudor Era ghost who had a wife involved with the French Revolution, or some shady drug dealing.

Person 1: Oh yeah, Humphrey Bone is my favourite character in BBC Ghosts.
Person 2: Who was that again?
Person 1: You've got to be kidding me Dave. Seriously?

by NotAWelshMan December 25, 2021

chumphead

someone who is so chump-like, everyone hates them

my god lemuel is such a chumphead

by jdub513 January 28, 2007

Humphrey the rat

A big rat that is, in fact, a freAKING HIDEOUS GIANT sweater who likes them big and chunky.

AHHHHHHHH HUMPHREY THE RAT IS CHASING ME GET AWAY YOU MENACE!!!

by VERy L4arg3 March 7, 2019