Chummer 

Chummer

A type of person who is a proper loner, sad twat, armed with pointless questions to gain attention and/or to gain friendship, only to piss off and weird out the person(s) they are engaing in conversation with.
Basically a step up from a sex offender and a step down from a train spotter, anorak the lot
.

Guy gets out of his car, with a folder full of the cars history and every little bit of work done to the vehicle....with receipts.
Office worker Brian spots this and says to co-worker Antony "look at this chummer"

Chummer by the real sweet-a-bix October 13, 2012

Chummer 

A portmanteau describing a blowjob administered with the gentle and judicious use of teeth, to the mutual gratification of both parties. From 'chewy' and 'hummer'. Distinct from 'bummer', (biting hummer) in that the chummer is performed principally with the back teeth, as opposed to the incisors.

I wouldn't have thought that having a woman chew on my penis would be something I would want to repeat, but it turns out I really want another chummer from that girl.

Chummer by fetymologist March 12, 2011

Chummer 

Someone who shits and Cums simultaneously, Precisely at the exact same time.

They call me Chummer back at home.
Bro I just Chummed.
I love a man who’s a Chummer like me.

Chummer by anonymous December 10, 2020

Chummer 

Someone who shits and Cums simultaneously, Precisely at the exact same time.

They call me Chummer back at home.
Bro I just Chummed.
I love a man who’s a Chummer like me.

Chummer by anonymous December 10, 2020

Chummer 

The act in which an individual of either sex seeks out another individual with a long chin and a deep voice the long him is then placed firmly in the anus and the person on the giving end then proceeds to him as loud and long as possible until maximum arousal is achieved

Look the chin on that bitch I bet she hook up a fiya chummer

Chummer by UnkJ June 11, 2024

ass chummer 

A person, particularly a man, who continuously sucks another's ass.

Matt wasn't fond of Joe so he called him an ass chummer.

ass chummer by Jake Joplin June 7, 2005

Glory Chummer 

Noun, one who gives the blowjob to the person that put his penis through the glory hole. Caution, can be male or female.

I got my dick sucked by a glory chummer.

Glory Chummer by JackBennington September 8, 2010