Chrislam is the mix up religion of Christianity & Islam. The followers believe in Bible & Quran, Mosque & Church, Mohammed & Jesus. Even some Muslims & Christians think that this religion is for fake people.
Man1: Hey, you read Bible?
Man2: Sometimes, but I goto Church & recite Quran daily.
Man1: What? What's your religion?
Man2: I'm chrislamist!
Man2: Sometimes, but I goto Church & recite Quran daily.
Man1: What? What's your religion?
Man2: I'm chrislamist!
by AliHayri October 29, 2011
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1.) Explain something that is incredibly obvious to everyone involved.
2.) Explain something to someone who didn't ask for the explanation.
1.) Explain something that is incredibly obvious to everyone involved.
2.) Explain something to someone who didn't ask for the explanation.
"Did that guy really just chrisplain to me that I'm out of mana?"
"Man, I didn't ask for all that shit to be chrisplained to me."
"Man, I didn't ask for all that shit to be chrisplained to me."
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Chrisuan is a fucking weeb and takes forever to respond to texts because of his sleeping habits. He is typically a messy and lazy guy, also like sports especially basketball and likes to smoke dank. ( weed )
by Bob Jackson 6996 December 31, 2019
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Despite the alleged separation of church and state, the U.S. government is now greatly influenced by Chrislamism.
by Richard Kelly September 11, 2005
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She seems like a chrislande to me man.
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Get the Chrisla mug.Chrislanda is a girl who’s very nice she’s also pretty chrislanda can be mean at times n rude but overall is a good in kind hearted person she cares about others but doesn’t like being used chrislanda will always have your back as long as you do the same in return She Plays dumb but don’t let that fool you chrislanda is also thick
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