Christophe Giacometti

The definition of sex appeal. An amazing Swiss ice skater with a hot and Sexy body.

Look at Christophe Giacometti! His triple axel was absolutely perfect! He's going to win this year's Grand Prix for sure!

by Levi-trash-number-one January 22, 2017

christophe

TOTAL cunt

A: *cries*
B: Why are you crying?
A: My new roommate is a christophe!
B: Feels bad.

by Sabun Colek November 23, 2017

christophee

Christophee is that guy you think is normal but is actually super gay and was raped as a child. He has a boner for his friend Tyler.

His parents are known as Daddy 1, and Daddy 2, Daddy 2 raped him.

Christophee has brown hair, a spit fire hat, green eyes, and a vans shirt and jacket

Christophee is totally gay

by Kotakiddo June 28, 2018

christophile

Someone who is overtly, annoyingly, and totally christian to the point where you want to take their bible and give them a newly shaped frontal lobe with it. Basically, this is a homophone for bible-thumper, and holy roller.

God, he/she is such a christophile.

by Jesus was Emo. December 17, 2007

Christophobe

A person who has an irrational fear of Christianity aka the New Testament.

Muslim: Christianity kills Muslims in Middle East.
Christian: Christophobe.

by loveyourenemy March 15, 2017

Christophe Cummings

Frencie!!! He plays soccer, the clarinet, and the bass clarinet! He thinks that no one likes him, but I think he is wrong!

Christophe Cummings : "No one likes me! I hate (insert subject of conversation here) ! Go away

You : STOP IT FRENCHIE!!!!!

by That Band Girl May 4, 2010

Christophe

A strange European male who may or may not speak French. Usually unemployed, balding, and plays a sport called soccer that only people outside America care about. Likely has nails and toenails that can be used to climb trees.

" 'ello. Would you like to go to ze W hotel avec moi?"

"Like, OMG...WhatEVER! I don't do Christophes!"

by maamsir February 2, 2010