The one and only man other men can fantasize about and pleasure themselves to and remain 100% straight.
I just want Christian Bale to hold me in his arms. His muscly, yet smooth and tender arms. I would fit so well in between them and feel safe. So safe. I would even let him be the big spoon.
But i ain't no fucking fag, man.
But i ain't no fucking fag, man.
by Sloppy Thrustin April 27, 2008
by PatchZilla May 24, 2010
Easily one of the greater actors working today. Unlike Johnny Depp and other actors, Bale got his name from his acting skills, rather than his looks. His acting work as a child in Empire of the Sun was so superb that the National Board of Review added the category "Best Role Played By A Juvenile" to it's awards. He is known for getting insanely into his roles quite like another acting legend, Dustin Hoffman, most famously dropping 63 pounds to play a role in the small film The Machinst.
If you want to see acting at it's finest, rent a copy of All the Little Animals, Empire of the Sun, American Psycho, and The Machinst; you won't be disappointed.
by TheVoiceOfReason June 26, 2005
Male, Actor, Secret ruler of the Galaxy.
First came on the scene in Steven Speilberg's "Empire of the Sun".
Best known for his portrayal of Patrick Bateman in Mary Harron's translation of "American Psycho", written by Brett Easton Ellis.
Lost over 60 pounds to play Trevor Reznik in "El Maquinista", endangering his chance of playing Batman in "Batman Begins", which he would film directly afterwards.
Revived the "Batman" franchise in 2005 (with some help from Cillian Murphy, Gary Oldman, Liam Neeson, and Ken Watanabe)in forementioned, "Batman Begins".
Is the best actor of the 21st century.(If you dont know that yet, you will soon ;)
First came on the scene in Steven Speilberg's "Empire of the Sun".
Best known for his portrayal of Patrick Bateman in Mary Harron's translation of "American Psycho", written by Brett Easton Ellis.
Lost over 60 pounds to play Trevor Reznik in "El Maquinista", endangering his chance of playing Batman in "Batman Begins", which he would film directly afterwards.
Revived the "Batman" franchise in 2005 (with some help from Cillian Murphy, Gary Oldman, Liam Neeson, and Ken Watanabe)in forementioned, "Batman Begins".
Is the best actor of the 21st century.(If you dont know that yet, you will soon ;)
"Yea that part in American Psycho where Christian Bale is chasing that hooker naked through the apartment building with a chainsaw is pretty sick... you wanna get the three for 5 at Domino's?"
by Herman Tiowish June 20, 2005
They guy shouted out of his window because my friend took something out of the skip, so we had to Christian Bale it.
by Dakamslam May 08, 2011
Best actor ever. He is talented enough to perform roles so diverse that go from the yuppie killer Patrick Bateman in American Psycho, passing through Batman and the junkie ex-boxer Dickie Englund in The Fighter, which gave him an Oscar.
When Christian Bale screams "Do I look like a cop!!!" in Batman Begins. Most badass line saying ever.
by Superpimp01 January 06, 2012
Extremely talented actor who, as some may remember, sang about Santa Fe in Newsies way back in 1992. Then he turned badass and shot the shit out of Hugh Jackman in the Prestige. If Public Enemies with him and Johnny Depp isn't going to be one of the best movies ever, I will retire from watching movies.
"Feed me a stray cat"-ATM Machine
(I think I would have)
"Santa Fe, are you there? Do you swear you wont forget me?"- Christian Bale
(I think I would have)
"Santa Fe, are you there? Do you swear you wont forget me?"- Christian Bale
by yorgletorlge December 21, 2008