Neo-Christanity

Neo-Christianity is made up of the people on the religious right, who preach love yet support wars, who preach tolerance yet hate gay people, who preach peace yet rage against people who disagree with them. Basically people who say they follow the teachings of Jesus but actually follow the teachings of George W. Bush.
Neo-Christianity is made up of some of the biggest hypocrites in the world.

Neo-Christianity is a hybrid of a Neo-con and Christian.
by JackD March 20, 2005
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CHRISTAN SERVER

A Christan server is something you don't wanna swear on
Mark sweared on my CHRISTAN SERVER so I fucking killed him
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Christan Labootoff

Similar to Booting Off or Going Off, but a play on words from the famous shoe brand Christian Louboutin.
"I'm buzzing for Saturday, it's gonna Christian Labootoff" OR "Is the bar busy, it looked like it's Christan Labootoff in there"
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Christanic

Christanic is the belief in a female Jesus.
She's a believer in Christanic!
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Christan

Christian is a guy
He is a guy who you would probably think is pretty weird when you first meet but as you both will start to open up he is a really nice guy to be around
He will go from being super quiet to being super loud rally quick but not in a bad way

Either really blond or black hair. Nothing in between

Wants to be taller

Just wants to fit with the group

Is shy

Either Straight or fully just Gay. Again nothing in between

Annoyed about why there only comes up local churches when ever they seacrh their name
1: Why is that guy staring at us?
2: Idk but its getting weird...
3: Maybe he just wants to talk to us?
1: Idk, maybe
2: Must be a Christan
2: Hey! Whats your name?!
Christian: Uhm, Christian
2: Told you
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Christanic

Christanic is the doctrine that Death is the Grim Reaper.
He thought he was Christanic because he had the Grim Reaper's Scythe.
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