Christianoscopy

When your bible-thumping friends keep trying to shove their religion up your ass

Talking with him is like getting a christianoscopy.

by The Berzerker73 June 2, 2017

christnot

A product or service, which is unassociated with Christmas, that is marketed or advertised during the Christmas period, usually implementing Christmas into their marketing strategy.

Person 1: Did you see Pringles has a new slogan, “Merry Pringles”

Person 2: But that’s dumb. Pringles has nothing to do with Christmas

Person 1: That’s right, Pringles is a ChristNot.

by Shakespeare McDude November 19, 2021

Christos

A common Greek name which literally means "Jesus". Christos is a very good person and is above all others. Everyone should bow down to the Mighty Lord Christos and must adhere to his commands at all times. No one shall question his judgement and all that do will be punished in the fiery depths of hell.
He also has a 9 incher.

Person 1 - "Hey, you seen Christos around?"
Person 2 - "Sh. You can't talk about Him in that way. You must say "Is the Almighty Lord Christos Here?""
Person 1 - "Sorry."

by ChristoGR May 7, 2019

christos

Also commonly known as The Greek, The Great, Bum Fucker,greek god or Crazy son of a bitch. Loves to party, loves big fat greek parties, loves women, makes love to women, women love christos. Kind, sympathetic, and always knows wut not to say, christos charms not only women, but other forms of life. Is very inviting and loves sports, soccer is the best cuz god put it in the commandments in fine print at the bottom. Also on the same level wit an Enzo, Christo and Enzo will rise one day to build an empire, one where everyone can be as great them.

Ey, Christos don hurt me plz, i love greeks
Ey,Christos, u noe my friend Jim? hes greek
Don pull a Christos, ur ass will be sore in the mornin (insert signature Christos laugh here)

by chris February 1, 2005

Christos

Christos is greek for Christ. However the main definition of Christos is a person in the game of Kings of Chaos who has been know to persuade many and is a prime example of perfection. Christos is very similar to the actual Christ in that he is a rebel and is leading people on the path to power and greatness.

Christos the great player of Kings of Chaos.

by Christos February 1, 2005

Christos

A thicc boi. Usually of Greek origin and is packing some phat dick sucking lips. DSL

Guy 1 : Damn that guy has some fat lips
Guy 2 : Must be a Christos

by BIGMITTY October 29, 2018

Christinsanity

The act of using Jesus to justify any idiotic political ideal.

"The Tea Party is raising Christinsanity to new heights."

by Brion'smymini-me September 22, 2011