creamo

made by mixing one part Emo kid with one part container of milk substitute.

hey that dashboard confessional fan just poured a jug oh half&half over his head, he's so freakin creamo

by Jesse M July 1, 2005

creamo

Creamo is a hazing activity where a group of young men get together to initiate other young men into their group. The lights are tunred off and then everyone is told to start masterbating (everyone who isnt a newbie or freshmen or a rush knows not to masterbate) then suddenly the lights are turned on and all the newbies or freshmen or rushes are found stroking their wangs and they are the only ones doing it

Hey lets get the freshman lacrosse team together tonight and play a little creamo

by T.K. November 30, 2004

Chremo

A hypocritical "born again" Christian mixed with an emo. They hide behind the bible and convince others to convert; meanwhile these pathetic souls are generally depressed about 1st world issues. "I don't like working." "I don't like taking orders." "When I win the lottery..." "I pray that I'll win the lottery." Most Chremo's are late 30's to late 50's, middle to upper middle class insecure and angry grudge holders that put that fake "God fearing" Christian smile on to fool people; especially the heavy menopausal women. They hate themselves and refuse to seek help. "I'll pray about it." They judge others, gossip, play victim, and never practice what they preach. Hiding behind the bible. They act like their life is full of suffering and persecution. It's all self induced. They never apologize for treating others like shit. They really believe they are the victims. You never win with a Chremo. Why? They try to convert you, steal your joy so you can be miserable like them. Run from Chremo's. Run!

Example-

An MD I recently saw.
"Have you been saved? Do you know Jesus Christ?"

Me: "Yes." (Irrelevant to my rheumatology issues. But, oh well.)

MD- "You'll need to see a psychiatrist and tell them you are depressed."

Me: "Why? I'm not depressed. I'm not going to lie."

MD: "Please don't be upset. I don't want to feel defeated. We need their expertise to help you." (Classic emo victim mentality.)

Me: "Why do I need to see a psychiatrist?"

MD: "Only to balance your serotonin levels for a sleep study."

Me: "Well, I just had 1/2 my colon removed 1 month ago. And, we all know 80% of serotonin is produced in the GI tract."

MD: "Don't believe everything you read." (He was unaware that a world renowned doctor told me this personally.)

Me: Ring Ring: "Hi this is ABC, I'd like to know what my Serotonin serum levels were with all the lab ordered." I left a voicemail for this Lyin Ted's nurse 2 weeks ago; no reply.

Typical Chremo behavior. Yes, mofo, you are defeated. I don't like liars that carry a bible and tell you to lie. You don't need a psychiatrist to check serotonin.

F Chremo's!

by AngieSays June 21, 2016

Creamotherapy

The way a girls pussy gets when she is fucking but is also getting chemotherapy treatments on the reg

I was fuckin on this lil cancer girl and that chemo had that pussy creamy af....that creamotherapy

by Fuckoutlaws December 27, 2017

chremo

The awful integration of two forms of music: Christian Rock and Emo.

This chremo band blows.

by Bernard Marx June 17, 2005

creamoff

When two or more men compete to see who can produce more "cream" (ejaculate.) This act is usually performed onto a willing man or woman, or between two, not necessarily homosexual men.

See also: Bukkake

Mark: Hey Greg, would you like to have a creamoff with me and the wife?

Greg: You betcha pal, I've been saving up all week!

by DoktorKoktor November 4, 2015

creamogastical

extremely hot; has the ablity to make one cream his pants

I need to clean myself up after looking at that girl, she was totally creamogastical.

by Zo March 20, 2003