A hypocritical "born again" Christian mixed with an emo. They hide behind the bible and convince others to convert; meanwhile these pathetic souls are generally depressed about 1st world issues. "I don't like working." "I don't like taking orders." "When I win the lottery..." "I pray that I'll win the lottery." Most Chremo's are late 30's to late 50's, middle to upper middle class insecure and angry grudge holders that put that fake "God fearing" Christian smile on to fool people; especially the heavy menopausal women. They hate themselves and refuse to seek help. "I'll pray about it." They judge others, gossip, play victim, and never practice what they preach. Hiding behind the bible. They act like their life is full of suffering and persecution. It's all self induced. They never apologize for treating others like shit. They really believe they are the victims. You never win with a Chremo. Why? They try to convert you, steal your joy so you can be miserable like them. Run from Chremo's. Run!
Example-
An MD I recently saw.
"Have you been saved? Do you know Jesus Christ?"
Me: "Yes." (Irrelevant to my rheumatology issues. But, oh well.)
MD- "You'll need to see a psychiatrist and tell them you are depressed."
Me: "Why? I'm not depressed. I'm not going to lie."
MD: "Please don't be upset. I don't want to feel defeated. We need their expertise to help you." (Classic emo victim mentality.)
Me: "Why do I need to see a psychiatrist?"
MD: "Only to balance your serotonin levels for a sleep study."
Me: "Well, I just had 1/2 my colon removed 1 month ago. And, we all know 80% of serotonin is produced in the GI tract."
MD: "Don't believe everything you read." (He was unaware that a world renowned doctor told me this personally.)
Me: Ring Ring: "Hi this is ABC, I'd like to know what my Serotonin serum levels were with all the lab ordered." I left a voicemail for this Lyin Ted's nurse 2 weeks ago; no reply.
Typical Chremo behavior. Yes, mofo, you are defeated. I don't like liars that carry a bible and tell you to lie. You don't need a psychiatrist to check serotonin.
F Chremo's!
An MD I recently saw.
"Have you been saved? Do you know Jesus Christ?"
Me: "Yes." (Irrelevant to my rheumatology issues. But, oh well.)
MD- "You'll need to see a psychiatrist and tell them you are depressed."
Me: "Why? I'm not depressed. I'm not going to lie."
MD: "Please don't be upset. I don't want to feel defeated. We need their expertise to help you." (Classic emo victim mentality.)
Me: "Why do I need to see a psychiatrist?"
MD: "Only to balance your serotonin levels for a sleep study."
Me: "Well, I just had 1/2 my colon removed 1 month ago. And, we all know 80% of serotonin is produced in the GI tract."
MD: "Don't believe everything you read." (He was unaware that a world renowned doctor told me this personally.)
Me: Ring Ring: "Hi this is ABC, I'd like to know what my Serotonin serum levels were with all the lab ordered." I left a voicemail for this Lyin Ted's nurse 2 weeks ago; no reply.
Typical Chremo behavior. Yes, mofo, you are defeated. I don't like liars that carry a bible and tell you to lie. You don't need a psychiatrist to check serotonin.
F Chremo's!
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Barriage Ceremony is the ceremony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership by with at least 2 individuals (referred to as Bubby & Bifey - Please see Bifey & Bubby definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Barriage Ceremony or also known as a Bondage Matrimony. This Barriage unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this partnership is for a lifetime or multiple lifetimes (Please see: Soulmates) in forever lasting love. (Please see: Barriage).
If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce
In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership... Well there is NO Divorce after a Bondage Matrimony (Also known as: Barriage Ceremony) has been completed.
Barriage is important process to conduct if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage = divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Barriage Ceremony” then there is NO Divorce options available (Also Known as: Bondage Matrimony).
The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage. Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & a Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
If you feel that: Marriage = Divorce
In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership... Well there is NO Divorce after a Bondage Matrimony (Also known as: Barriage Ceremony) has been completed.
Barriage is important process to conduct if you have been divorced at least once and you feel that marriage = divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Barriage Ceremony” then there is NO Divorce options available (Also Known as: Bondage Matrimony).
The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage. Bubby is short for Bondage Hubby & a Bifey which is short for Bondage Wifey.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following:
Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
Bill & Amanda had their Barriage Ceremony on November 28th 2015.
Their Barriage Ceremony was absolutely beautiful and we had a ton of attending the ceremony!
Their Barriage Ceremony was absolutely beautiful and we had a ton of attending the ceremony!
by Bifey’s Voice July 13, 2020
Get the Barriage Ceremony mug.Bondage Ceremony is the Matrimony conducted to unite a Bondage Partnership (a.k.a. Barriage) with at least 2 individuals (Also known as: Bubby & Bifey - Please see definitions by Bifey’s Voice) through a Bondage Ceremony or a Barriage Ceremony. This Bondage Partnership unification process can never be ended with a divorce and this Barriage is for a LIFETIME or MULTIPLE LIFETIMES (Please see: Soulmates) in FOREVER lasting love.
In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership: A Bondage Ceremony is an important vow to conduct If you & your partner feel that: Marriage = Divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Ceremony” then there is NO Divorce options available. There is NO Divorce after a Bondage Ceremony has been completed.
The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following: Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>: (Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
In a Barriage or Bondage Partnership: A Bondage Ceremony is an important vow to conduct If you & your partner feel that: Marriage = Divorce. So an alternative to a Marriage is a Barriage, if you & your partner (Bubby &/or Bifey) chooses to have a “Bondage Ceremony” then there is NO Divorce options available. There is NO Divorce after a Bondage Ceremony has been completed.
The “Equation” of Barriage is the following:
(Bondage - ondage = B) + (Marriage - M = arriage) = Barriage.
The “Equation” of Bubby & Bifey is the following: Bubby <Gender Identifies As Male>:
(Bondage-ondage=B)+(Hubby-H =ubby)=Bubby & Bifey <Gender Identifies As Female>: (Bondage-ondage=B)+(Wifey-W=ifey)= Bifey
(Please see definitions posted by Bifey’s Voice for the following term & definitions for: Barriage, Bubby and Bifey.)
William & Amanda had their Bondage Ceremony on November 28th 2015.
Their Bondage Ceremony was absolutely beautiful and they had so many guests attending the ceremony!
Their Bondage Ceremony was absolutely beautiful and they had so many guests attending the ceremony!
by Bifey’s Voice July 30, 2020
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Steve: Dude who do you think is the hottest in our class?
Dave:I think my cousin is kinda smokin hot, No chromo though
Dave:I think my cousin is kinda smokin hot, No chromo though
by i 3@t @$$ March 20, 2019
Get the No Chromo mug.A dangerous, potentially contagious illness. The symptoms include, but are not limited to:
-Wearing plaid shirts and glasses
-Anime obssesion
-0 social skills
-Lowkey sexism
-Superiority complex
-Hating mainstream music
-Exclusively interested in math and IT
-Unusual fetishes and sexual deviance
-Using emojis like xD, :D, :P and =) even in professional settings
-Using Reddit OR using 4chan and hating Reddit
In severe cases, a person defined as a chromosome might have long hair, have incoherent speech and have stalker tendencies. Or be an incel.
-Wearing plaid shirts and glasses
-Anime obssesion
-0 social skills
-Lowkey sexism
-Superiority complex
-Hating mainstream music
-Exclusively interested in math and IT
-Unusual fetishes and sexual deviance
-Using emojis like xD, :D, :P and =) even in professional settings
-Using Reddit OR using 4chan and hating Reddit
In severe cases, a person defined as a chromosome might have long hair, have incoherent speech and have stalker tendencies. Or be an incel.
Example 1
Guy1: Aw man, this dude is using xD even in emails to his boss.
Guy2: Shit, might be a severe case of chromosomia.
Example 2
Guy1: Man, this dude is such a chromosome.
Guy2: Right! He's always wearing plaid shirts and talking about how he has such a big brain.
Guy1: Aw man, this dude is using xD even in emails to his boss.
Guy2: Shit, might be a severe case of chromosomia.
Example 2
Guy1: Man, this dude is such a chromosome.
Guy2: Right! He's always wearing plaid shirts and talking about how he has such a big brain.
by chromohunter69 October 1, 2020
Get the Chromosomia mug.Similar to the phrase No Homo. It is said before one engages in an activity that would normally be considered incestuous. After this phrase is spoken any activity involving incest is now completely ok.
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