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Chestist

(n) Chestist, one who practices chestism.

A cutesie post-feminist term for having to say whatever inane drivel that pops into your vacuous head, "to get it off your chest". See also Tourette's, Vagina Monologues.
Hey Team -

I had to let Claire O'Malley go today.

Having subscribed to some new-found "chestist" belief of having to "get everything off her chest" and "speaking her own truths" does not give her a free pass to make offensive remarks about co-workers or management. If anyone has a problem with this decision, don't let the door hit you in the ass.
by Leisure Class Hero November 29, 2011
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Chastity Slut

A person who will do any sexual deed with anyone, except for penetrative sex.
Last night, Karen gave Joe, Nathan, and Scott blowjobs before letting Amy eat out her pussy. What a chastity slut!
by res judicata July 7, 2011
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Chastigasm

The chastity orgasm. Usually involves bringing a horny drunk girl back to your apartment, but rather than perform the conjugal act, you bore her into leaving by discussing sports, philosophy, or Scotch. This makes a girl "go", as opposed to "come".
Yeah, last night Hunter totally brought this sorostitute back to his place and gave her a chastigasm. She wanted his bod, but he gave her a lecture on Carl Jung instead.
by Don D-Bag Bagowski September 10, 2010
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Chosty

A word developed in a town called Doncaster in Northern England meaning "big".
Originates from the word "chost" meaning marijuana.
e.g. "We need to score some chost".
"Make a chosty biff"
"That's the chostiest girl I've ever seen"
"...Then this chosty bouncer walked up and booted me out of the club"
by Sl!P October 3, 2012
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Chastity-bush

When a women/man decides to sustain from sex for a period of time and in efforts to prevent sexual activity she/he also decides to lay off on grooming of any kind in the private region. ; A pubic shrub purposely grown out in order to abstain from sexual activities .
Damnnnnnn Gina !!! Your chastity-bush is far too over grown , how many months has is been for you ?
by Cassie JUan May 27, 2013
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chotist

Its a noun, that describes the point in time when an individual acts as a chutiya, and an autist at the same time. This godly word combines the two verbs, saving the sayer breath, and causing the hearer to lose a few brain cells.
Srinjina is such a chotist
by Lmoer August 12, 2019
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Chost

Something very, very, good. Quite often used with 'absolutely'.
That pint was absolutely chost! Or, if you're lucky: there's this bird at work who likes the styles - she's absolutely chost!
by di Clitero August 11, 2006
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