douche choochery

Showing signs of being both a douche and a chooch at the same time.

Brad was such a drunk assclown at the party he was given a writ of douche choochery by a group of his peers.

by Rob Snow December 9, 2008

Choocher

A person who cries while masturbating, and uses thier own tears as lubricant for masturbation.

Chris Martin from Coldplay. The lead singer of Blue October chooches all day long. Kenny G made a career out of chooching. Ricky Martin may also be a closet choocher.

by Queen of chooching February 2, 2009

choocher

Someone who masturbates is a choocher. Chooch is slang for "Masturbate". Commonly used in some Canadian Aboriginal communities. Also a Winnipeg rec. league hockey team... "The Choochers".

Marc that damn choocher was really spanking itlast night...I heard him all the way down the hall.....I bet he bust some capillaries.

by Marc Robert May 13, 2008

Chothered

A word to use instead of saying I'm not bothered, or I don't care.

Jim: no one likes you anymore!
Norman: Chothered!

by name not used by someone else February 24, 2009

Chooter

1. (n.) an unlikeable person; disliked by many
2. (n.) a woman who has had many sexual partners; a slut
3. Choot (adj.) describes a person who is unlikeable or slutty

1. Dude, Jake stole my burger again. Man, that guy is such a chooter.
2. That girl's such a chooter! She's done the entire football team!
3. She's so choot! She made out with my best friend yesterday and then with his classmate today!

by Udictionary- slangmaster March 1, 2010

choocher

A very good looking, athletic looking man in his late teens or twenties who still has a dewy-eyed, moist and hunky 'pin-up' look about him - more fresh-faced than rugged or sophisticated. Typically used to describe male eye-candy in any given location.

'From what the girls downstairs tell me, all the choochers in London work in telesales and live in Clapham'

'Did you see that choochy guy in sweatpants go by?'

'You should have seen the choochers at that party last night!'

by Peter Sierck March 16, 2008

Puff Choocher

A man who gives a fallatio to another man for money or gain, specifically a truck driver.

"Hey man, is Jake gay or something?"

"Nah, he's just a puff choocher."

by Atytom May 4, 2015