choom

Pussy, Vagina, that str8 twat

Aye Deezy..you get that choom yet? psh..I've been getten choom for days

by Nuttin str8 Katrine December 9, 2008

Choom

1. The loud crashing, whooshing sound made when water is thrown on a fire or something else which is very hot, also resulting in a large poof of steam.

2. Can also be used to describe any similar sound - kind of a POOF! or a WHOOMPH! type o' thing.

1. You know, Im thinkin o' makin some smores. Any o' youse gonna want so <CHOOM!!!> WOAH shit guys! I think the tide's comin in!

2. You know, Im thinkin o' makin some smores. Any o' youse gonna want so <CHOOM!!!> WOAH shit guys! My hand just exploded!

by Joolin December 29, 2007

choom

Man Spooge

AWWW shit he choomed in my eye!

by Winsor August 7, 2003

choom

Verb: to Vommit, Puke, or Barf. It also resembles the sound one makes when barfing.
noun: Vommit.

"Drinking that bottle of ipecac was a bad idea, now I'm gonna CHOOM!"

"I told you not to eat that! Now you got choom all over evrything!"

by Silvar February 4, 2009

choom

Immense choon.

What a fuckin' choom!

by Jim Royle September 12, 2003

choom

Alternative spelling of tume, i.e. tumourous: resembling tumours (unwanted, typically cancerous growths of tissue). Used to describe unpleasant/undesirable phenomenon. The words choomah (tumour) and choomourous (tumourous) can also be used to similar effect.

Spelling is associated the Choomah monsters found on Choomah Island, as featured on Australian cartoon comedy series The Big Lez Show.

Ethan: Ever since I slept with those two prostitutes I've been getting huge genital warts on my ballsack.
Andy: That's absolutely choom.
Nick: Bro that's bare choomourous, you should get that checked before Kayo finds out.

by Big Boy 1488 September 24, 2020

choom

having a chooch whilst also stimulating your prostate

"hey ill be right back i gotta go have a choom with my buddies"

"i caught Jim chooming last night, what a weirdo"

"im all worn out from that choom"

by 5nizza April 5, 2021