Chonging Turd

A huge shit that leaves you feeling immensely satisfied once you have taken it. Usually stinks.

Person A: Why are you looking so guilty?
Person B: I just took a chonging turd on your girlfriend.
Person A: Not a Cleveland Steamer!

by Yabadabadork January 10, 2016

choosin'

Originated in tha town 510 (Oakland, CA)
when someone is interested in someone and stares them down, tryin to make it obvious they want them.. someone that everyone wants and someone who stands out...( they attract hella groupies)

ridin my leather and wooood..chooosin!
- too short

by hYPHYnIGGA January 4, 2005

Chonking

When your girl is giving you head and you push her head down so that your penis hits the back of her throat and she gags until she vomits.

my girl was chonking the fuck out of me!

by Bewbz_emp May 28, 2018

Choosing

When a person shows interest in more than one person in the same social circle

I was texting her at first, after she saw Gabe she was choosing.

by Jeff_TheWhale August 9, 2018

chinsing out

To serve a lack of; to cheap out.

Tom left a $1 tip on a $30 bill at a restaurant. James looks at him and says, "Why you chinsing out on the tip, man? You have to leave at LEAST 15%..."

by insufferable.knowitall August 17, 2007

choosing beggar

A typical choosing beggar wants things that are decently expensive, and good quality, for astonishingly low prices. The "choosing beggar" title, originated from Reddit, under a subreddit called r/choosingbeggars. When choosing beggars don't get their ways, they often start cussing and threatening the person trying to sell them the item. A karen is often a choosing beggar.

Salesperson - I had a choosing beggar try to get a 3-month-old MacBook from me for 30 dollars and some essential oils!

Friend - Dude WTF? Those peeps are insane, man.

by nutella_14 May 20, 2019

Chonin

chonin or chon is a word that can be used in place of another word. This can be Quite usefull whenn you cant think of the word your trying to say.

What the chonin? Hand me that chon.

by wesley1787 February 12, 2009