Queen Helen's Cholesterol

Derived from the book "Running With Scissors", it was pretty much the anal lube used in gay sex. With two men.
Claire: Did you read Running With Scissors?
Taylor: Yeah, and it made me call in my order for Queen Helen's Cholesterol.
by Taystee Taystee September 21, 2007
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Cholesterol Hero

Whenever a ridiculously obese person is playing (or perhaps attempting to play) the game Guitar Hero. He or she may think that playing it may actually lower his or her cholesterol level.
-"Gee I wonder if anyone even gets a workout at the arcade."
-"Maybe cholesterol hero over there."
-"Aw dude I don't even want to look!"
by acrestare July 06, 2011
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Cholesterol

There Are Two Types Of Cholesterol, Good, And Bad Cholesterol. It's Bad If Your Good Cholesterol Is Low AND Bad If Your Bad Cholesterol Is High. However, It's Good If Your Good Cholesterol Is High And If Your Bad Cholesterol Is Low.
Person 1: "I Just Got My Blood Drawn And I Have Low Good Cholesterol."
Person 2: "Oh Dang Bro That Sucks."
by Wo' 'er March 01, 2023
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Worlds highest cholesterol

Isaac has a very high cholesterol the fat neek
Worlds highest cholesterol If you have this you like salt like Isaac
by Peppathekilla January 08, 2025
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Cholesterol Dick

Used to define when a female gains weight sometime after intercourse with a male. Many factors can go into the increased wieght, such as depression, lack of exercise, or poor dieting. Implication is that the male has fatty semen.
"Hey have you seen Debra after her break up with Todd four months back?"

"Yeah, she let her ass go. Todd's got some serious cholesterol dick."
by ORegan March 21, 2015
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