Chode phone

A cellular phone wider than it is long (or one that is square, considering most cell phones are rectangular), like the Verizon Blitz or Sprint's Lotus.

"I got this ugly chode phone; look at how FAT it is!"

by OneWithWaves April 20, 2009

chode pipe

Another word for a meth pipe.

I was tweeked out the other night, I smoked a gram out of my chode pipe.

by Steve_Juggernaut May 9, 2006

Chode Pony

1. A really short nasty ponytail, usually seen on dirty old men or hipster douchebags

2. A person who is an enormous tool.

That guy is super creepy. Look at his chode pony!

Dude, you're such a chode pony.

by Laser85 April 14, 2011

Cody Purcell

This is the name of a guy who is hotter than deez. DEEZ NUTS that is. He is very epic, cool, and a Demi-god at MarioKart and he will kick your ass in it. He is a part of the “Kickassers” who all have independently beat up Shaggy at full power. He is the only member besides Sugma. Also he’s pretty tall I guess. He can also definitely do a kick flip, he just is rusty.

Woman: Cody Purcell

Other Woman: Ooga Booga go back to McDonalds

Other Other Woman: 🥜

Mr. Krabs: MONEY MONEY MONEY!

by Now I Gotta Cut Loose July 9, 2021

Chode Patrol

Chode Patrol is an elite group of individuals who go to to deepest depths of Omegle and other online platforms in order to rid the online world of internet wankers.

While I had just finished a good hearty conversation with a stranger around the world, I was soon after greeted with the chode of a internet wanker . I sure wish the chode patrol were there to save me.

by Laquorious III January 23, 2019

cody pilot

A name used when a man’s genitalia can’t be located with the human eye, and requires magnification tools. When located, the organ is typically surrounded by clusters that one may consider herpes, but they’re instead a rare fungal infection that occurs when performing sexual acts in a field of butter.

After seeing cody pilot, my vagina dried of like the Sahara Desert.

by RumpleForeskin1 January 4, 2018

chode pencil

a short pencil, given out for free and resembing a chode.

I'll distribute chode pencils so that you can fill out your instructor evaluations.

Hand me a chode pencil so that I can fill out my scorecard on the front nine.

by Ryan Runge February 8, 2006