Chodie Shearer

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher

I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher

by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021

Chokin the chicken

To choke the chicken means to masturbate.

Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!

by Dennis Tran September 23, 2005

Chopin

Frederic Chopin, composer and performer of Romantic music (though he refused to be affiliated with the Romantic period), born 1810, died 1849. Composed exclusively for the piano, with a few pieces that had other instruments as accompaniment, or songs with piano accompaniment. His works are regarded by many as the epitome of Romantic piano compositions.

That Chopin Prelude was so beautiful that I bawled like a baby.

by BLARG man March 2, 2005

Chadin

An awesome guy who can entertain the hell out of you but who can also have down to earth conversations with you. You can't get enough of him! Also side note he's got that sexy body! If you got a Chadin don't let him go.

Oh damn, that must be a Chadin.

by monica101info July 23, 2016

Deep Choding

Man Is laying face down massage style.

Woman reverse 69 so her vagina is on the mans neck.
Her left hand is on his right leg and her right hand is on his left leg.

She proceeds to suck the Chode until the butthole and balls are vacuumed into her mouth.

At this point she windshield wipes the balls using her tongue with a left and right motion. At the same time she tongue punches the fart hole. This must all be maintained with extreme suction.

That Bitch was deep choding for hours.

by Chode master C February 7, 2018

chain-choding

The human act of hibernation in the winter. The incumbent deadbeat (mason,landscaper, construction worker) cant work when the snows on the ground so they chain- chode. They chain smoke, chain eat and turn into a chode on the couch. Also known as c pepping. ( c peps )

When erin got back from her liposuction appointment looking all sluggish she asked derek J why he was chain-choding. Derek J replied my queen tips provide the milk for the winter so I slap on my yamica and chain- chode all winter long.

by Brad Polino January 2, 2013

Chodbin

A toilet, loo, lav, bum bowl.

"Who left a floater in the chodbin?"

by Mr. Flibble & Gopher_By_Fender May 12, 2006