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bald by choice

A gentleman who has chosen to avoid hair loss or premature balding. He has shaved his head and keeps it that way, maintaining that look.
"A lot of guys I know and some celebrities choose to be bald by choice."
by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014
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Chodie Shearer

When your Chode gets hard for your 8th grade science teacher
I just got a Chodie Shearer when I saw my sexy 8th grade science teacher
by Jeffery Epstein June 29, 2021
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Bro-Choice

A pro choice man who uses abortion so he doesn’t need to take responsibility
Person 1: My boyfriend wants me to get an abortion cause he didn’t consent to pregnancy

Person 2: So he’s Bro-Choice
by ally215 April 14, 2021
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Sam's Choice

Wal Mart's very own soda brand. Includes some of the greatest soda out there for under 60 cents for a two liter. Never usually displayed in a cooler or refrigerator so the soda is always warm. Also known to be the most carbonated beverage out there which makes it a veritable bomb.

Known to cause hours upon hours of burping when ingested.
Cola, Diet Cola, Mountain Lightning, Dr. Thunder, Twist-Up, Grapette, Orangette, Root Beer, Ginger-Ale... etc etc etc...
by Doctor Thunder June 22, 2005
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Nigga Lover's Choice

A pizza served at many parlors that contains ingredients that a black person would especially enjoy. Common toppings are watermelon and fried chicken.
Billiam: I am taking Leroy to the pizza parlor today.

Hanklin: How much you want to bet he gets a nigga lover's choice?!
by Urbangeek3.9 January 23, 2014
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Choicepiece

A woman - or it could even be used for one horny girl referring to a guy - that is looking damn fine... basically, it's the highest compliment to give someone behind their back.
Boyfriend: Oh damn! Check out that choicepiece! Hey, remember last night when I fucked that one bitch...
Girlfriend: *Smack*
Boyfriend: Shit! I thought you were Johnny!
Girlfriend: We are over.
by YapmelkXela October 10, 2009
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Empty Choices

The art of trying to make it look like someone's got a choice while narrowing their own ability to choose what they want to do.
Example: -
Person 1: - It's your choice but would you like to take your brothers and sisters out to the shops or the park.
Person 2: - '*thinks* "well I wasn't planning to take them, but you'll moan if I don't :| err empty choices Oo"' the parks fine.
Person 1: - Great, well it's your choice remember...
Person 2: - *Sigh* yup :/
by Matthew Parkes March 21, 2010
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