chodin

When your penis is shrunken up smaller than usual, and looks really wide for its length. Pronounced like the Norse god, Odin with a 'ch' sound in front.

Yo Nathan, I can't tell if Im chodin because Im freezing my nuts off in this theater, or because I was scared shitless when that black dude was yelling at me for cutting him off.

by Limblessless December 15, 2007

chodeinator

someone who uses a chode to dominate others. particularly people who do not have chodes.

"dude stop it man!" "It hurts!" "Then say it". "Fine your a CHODEINATOR".

by therock20 July 31, 2009

choobinator

choobinator, somebody who ownz choobie(s) or choobs

DANG that guy is one mean choobinator!

by mordaahnator January 11, 2008

Chombing

After smoking the weed, your mouth becomes slightly dry which is called "dry mouth" and you begin to start slapping your lips together making a sound much like this: "mwach". and you repeat this process until your mouth becomes moist and this is what "Chombing" is.

Casey says: Hey Gith that was a nice spliff...

Gith says: i know it was fucking nuts...however my mouth is dry

Casey says: i know mine is too shit...my mum is going to find out cos of my extremely dry mouth and crusted lips

Gith says: NOOOOOOOO!!! i heard of this new thing its called "Chombing" when you smack your lips together and it makes you dry mouth undry...fuck shit wank.

by Githrand and fadagar July 25, 2009

chodding

The act of oral sex on a male, however, the person giving the oral sex has no teeth and bites down on the penis during the oral with the toothless gums

I fucked this really hot granny the other night, she took her denchers out and gave me a right good chodding as well!

by DatChodtho November 9, 2013

Clam Choding

The act of sticking your wider than longer sausage into the ever wet and bubbly clam sandwich.

John: Hey you hear what Rhagava and Bridget did?
Quantavius: Nah what'd they do?
John: Dude...they totally had sex.

Quantavius: Wait...doesn't Rhagava have a chode?
John: Yea he was totally clam choding her tenderizer.

by Rhagava January 18, 2010

Chodingtons' Disease

Chodingtons' is a degenerative disease that can attack at any age. Those suffering from the illness appear to regress mentally, losing any and all trades/skills that they may have acquired during their life. In extreme cases language is also affected, as both the victim's vocabulary and ability to enunciate diminish rapidly.

The end result is a useless chunk of flesh and skin completely devoid of positive characteristics and rational thoughts. The person has become a useless chode.

Dave: "Is it just me, or is Wendell's code completely useless?"

Rob: "Wendell's everything is completely useless... Kid's got Chodingtons' Disease"

by 99Anonymous99 November 6, 2008