choda Ask Urban Dictionary about choda Share definition Flag Not to be confused with the gooch. It really is when the penis' head is longer then the shaft. That dude has a choda, and his gooch is the part between his asshole and balls! choda by Muffin Man September 7, 2003 0 0 choda Merch Get the choda mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch