Chodeface

When somebody is so ugly, that their face (nose) resembles short, wide penis.

Person A: Did you hear that Ana got face surgery?

Person B: Nah man thats bullshit, she just made herself a chodeface!!!!11!

by WeedSoaker November 30, 2021

choadacunt

A vagina that is wider than it is deep

Joe: Yo bro, how was fucking Judy?
Greg: Dude, she had a choadacunt. It was like trying to shove my cock into a petri dish.

by Jen Z. February 8, 2010

choadacabra

A spirit that has a penis wider than it is long, that eats goats among other things. When it penetrates your dreams you might enjoy it.

Megan wants a choadacabra bukkake.

by Berni69 April 12, 2017

choad face

A choad face is a nasty word which basically describe a stupid guy. Just imagine what a choad face would be :p

Hey man, gimme your shoes i like them
Yeah, fuck off you choad face!

by Thib August 31, 2006

Coalface

Coalface is an Australian magazine for the Hunter mining community. It is a voice and guide to everything about working in the mines and living and loving life in the Hunter region.

Coalface Magazine showcases the Hunter mining industry in its best and most positive light, ensuring the majority of the community remains supportive of this essential industry.

by minerman April 16, 2014

chozeface

originating from the word "chaos" (to be pronounced phonetically)-chozeface is often used to describe someone who is acting stupidly or unreasonably in a situation.

Man, I was right in the middle of a story and this chozeface broke into song and dance out of nowhere and ruined it.

by lamo October 13, 2004

Chanfaced

A word to describe someone who is obnoxiously high after smoking pot. Distant cousin of shitfaced.

"They came into the movie theater all chanfaced, stinking like bud."

by McChanski March 3, 2009