“see that ceeeemilf? she can clean my litter & dunk my head in a tin any day of the week..”
“As a mastiff owner, no cmilf would ever date me.”
“woke up in this cmilf’s bed after the club, shit load of cats walking all over my face”
“As a mastiff owner, no cmilf would ever date me.”
“woke up in this cmilf’s bed after the club, shit load of cats walking all over my face”
by catmomlover July 20, 2019
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A rather dashing and gentlemanly way of telling someone to fuck off. Once famously used by Tim Minchin in the song "Hello".
If you are offended by strong language or blasphemy, maybe you should chilf off home. Because it's only going to get worse from now on....cunt.
by pimpchizzle March 10, 2010
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Get the Chilf mug.An older woman who is only attractive looking on casual Fridays and other dress-up situations. Otherwise she is plain and frumpy looking...but does have the ability to blend in as a babe when make up is applied.
I've known Jimmy's mom for years and she never turned my crank, then last Friday she waited on me at the bank wearing contact lenses and her hair up. I had to fight a public boner because she was so hot...she's totally a chaMILFeon.
by Anton Vettel May 13, 2010
Get the ChaMILFeon mug.CHILF means you are child and dilf at the same time, Child I'd Like To Fuck but in this case it just means you're a Future DILF. also it means dilf who is younger than you. (it's not illegal)
by guardian devil July 5, 2021
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