A city in Southeastern Virginia. Considered part of Hampton Roads, it is west of Virginia Beach, south of Norfolk, and southeast of Portsmouth.
It is a relatively quiet, prosperous city, with 7 (soon to be 8) school districts, and it is growing rapidly. The crime rates are lower than in the surrounding cities, and the people tend to be happier.
People from Chesapeake tend to think all other cities (except some areas of Virginia Beach) are not safe.
In regards to nightlife, you must drive to Norfolk or Virginia Beach if you want to go out at all because there is absolutely nothing to do.
It is a relatively quiet, prosperous city, with 7 (soon to be 8) school districts, and it is growing rapidly. The crime rates are lower than in the surrounding cities, and the people tend to be happier.
People from Chesapeake tend to think all other cities (except some areas of Virginia Beach) are not safe.
In regards to nightlife, you must drive to Norfolk or Virginia Beach if you want to go out at all because there is absolutely nothing to do.
I grew up in Chesapeake, and I thought about moving to Norfolk so I'd have something to do at night, but I was afraid I'd get shot. So now I just commute.
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I must remove myself from this room because I can not handle the awesome power of Chelsa's majestic presence.
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Farm based community located smack dab between M-52 and M-57. Consisting of about 3,000 people and 20,000 cows and acres of corn. This town offers Showboat week, a week consisting of concerts, drunk people and a parade. The high school is home to 500 or so students and offers a great FFA. Don't be surprised if you see a tractor driving through town or a house being busted with weed.
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Nicknames for Choesam are Choegato, Chloe, Sam, Choey, and Man Lover
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Get the choesam mug.1. Usually indegineous to the Chesapeake Bay area, a very large, lazy, grotesque male that shows an unusual resemblance to a walrus. This person usually has dunlap disease, and has a handle bar mustache that gives the resemblence of a "walrus stash". Also enjoys eating cheese and drinking 10oz Bud Light.
2. One who is abnormally obese, enjoys eating large amounts of cheddar cheese, and also enjoys gossip so much, that he/she could partake in an episode of "The View". Also, one who thinks their "shit don't stink".
2. One who is abnormally obese, enjoys eating large amounts of cheddar cheese, and also enjoys gossip so much, that he/she could partake in an episode of "The View". Also, one who thinks their "shit don't stink".
Walter, The Chesapeake Walrus, can't help but get all drunk and billigerent and gossip about people on the weekends. Fat piece of shit.
Crikey! Check out the enormous jowels on that Chesapeake Walrus!
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95% of CHS is white. The other 5% is basically all black.
(Whites, Female/ Males) Well, they're either rednecks, potheads, jocks, players, scene, "badasses", whores, racist, those kids who don't give a shit what people think (Usually really cool and can hold a conversation about more than their bra size(girls) or whos ass they kicked yesturday(guys)) those kids that that are picked on (but one day will be reponsible for our paychecks) or those "cool kids" that everyone secretly hates.
(Blacks, Female/ Male) Of the blacks seen in the halls, they're decent people. The rest of the black kids are in I-5.
At the beginning of school with the amount of free time they have, you either hang around outside in groups, or walk around the halls. When class starts, it's either a really fun class, or the most dreadful hour and a half of your day. It all depends on what teachers you have, or what subject it is. You either have a teacher who's class you sleep through, a teacher whos the best you'll ever have, a teacher who the kids walk all over, or a teacher who's pretty fair. Then, lunches are pretty much an alternative for the recess we don't have. At the end of the day, you can walk home or go to your bus.
And about the school itself, it's pretty decent I guess. I mean, other than the fact that you're either roasting, or frozen in a class room is a downer, it's okay.
95% of CHS is white. The other 5% is basically all black.
(Whites, Female/ Males) Well, they're either rednecks, potheads, jocks, players, scene, "badasses", whores, racist, those kids who don't give a shit what people think (Usually really cool and can hold a conversation about more than their bra size(girls) or whos ass they kicked yesturday(guys)) those kids that that are picked on (but one day will be reponsible for our paychecks) or those "cool kids" that everyone secretly hates.
(Blacks, Female/ Male) Of the blacks seen in the halls, they're decent people. The rest of the black kids are in I-5.
At the beginning of school with the amount of free time they have, you either hang around outside in groups, or walk around the halls. When class starts, it's either a really fun class, or the most dreadful hour and a half of your day. It all depends on what teachers you have, or what subject it is. You either have a teacher who's class you sleep through, a teacher whos the best you'll ever have, a teacher who the kids walk all over, or a teacher who's pretty fair. Then, lunches are pretty much an alternative for the recess we don't have. At the end of the day, you can walk home or go to your bus.
And about the school itself, it's pretty decent I guess. I mean, other than the fact that you're either roasting, or frozen in a class room is a downer, it's okay.
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Fuck showing her shit, just give her a Chesapeake Creampie!
Fuck showing her shit, just give her a Chesapeake Creampie!
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