"Why is traffic all backed up?"
"Some chismosos up there stopped driving so they could see that dude get arrested."
"Some chismosos up there stopped driving so they could see that dude get arrested."
by Smackology July 14, 2016
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He is nice and charming but will Greek slap the shit out of u if u piss him off. And has a dick the size mount Olympus or the size of a god
He is nice and charming but will Greek slap the shit out of u if u piss him off. And has a dick the size mount Olympus or the size of a god
Jim:did u hear about that guy who gets all the girls to give him head and who splashed Bob
Tom:yh ik him that is Christos he is baitface still
Jim:ali he has a big ass tho
Tom:yh ik him that is Christos he is baitface still
Jim:ali he has a big ass tho
by Yeheheuee February 23, 2019
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A common Greek name which literally means "Jesus". Christos is a very good person and is above all others. Everyone should bow down to the Mighty Lord Christos and must adhere to his commands at all times. No one shall question his judgement and all that do will be punished in the fiery depths of hell.
He also has a 9 incher.
He also has a 9 incher.
Person 1 - "Hey, you seen Christos around?"
Person 2 - "Sh. You can't talk about Him in that way. You must say "Is the Almighty Lord Christos Here?""
Person 1 - "Sorry."
Person 2 - "Sh. You can't talk about Him in that way. You must say "Is the Almighty Lord Christos Here?""
Person 1 - "Sorry."
by ChristoGR May 7, 2019
Get the Christos mug.Also commonly known as The Greek, The Great, Bum Fucker,greek god or Crazy son of a bitch. Loves to party, loves big fat greek parties, loves women, makes love to women, women love christos. Kind, sympathetic, and always knows wut not to say, christos charms not only women, but other forms of life. Is very inviting and loves sports, soccer is the best cuz god put it in the commandments in fine print at the bottom. Also on the same level wit an Enzo, Christo and Enzo will rise one day to build an empire, one where everyone can be as great them.
Ey, Christos don hurt me plz, i love greeks
Ey,Christos, u noe my friend Jim? hes greek
Don pull a Christos, ur ass will be sore in the mornin (insert signature Christos laugh here)
Ey,Christos, u noe my friend Jim? hes greek
Don pull a Christos, ur ass will be sore in the mornin (insert signature Christos laugh here)
by chris February 1, 2005
Get the christos mug.Christos is greek for Christ. However the main definition of Christos is a person in the game of Kings of Chaos who has been know to persuade many and is a prime example of perfection. Christos is very similar to the actual Christ in that he is a rebel and is leading people on the path to power and greatness.
by Christos February 1, 2005
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Get the chismosing mug.someone who always knows the latest gossip or news about other people and feels compelled to delight everyone around him or her with it. a person or group of people (usually women) always absorbed in other people's buisness.
Juana_ oye marisol you hear bout that stoopid slut azucena how she like tried to get with rosa's man pedro???
marisol_ naw juana you like totally turnin into da block chismosa giirl!!
marisol_ naw juana you like totally turnin into da block chismosa giirl!!
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