Chipped

To get beat up. In other words to have ones face chipped away in a sort of sense.

Simon: Are you alright; why are you sweating?
Tyrone: Kyle stole my homies weed, so I chipped him.
Simon: Damn. Relax man.

by DHirtyFYL August 10, 2015

Chipped

To never win at anything and to lose by a rediculous margin.

"Man you killed me in Fifa, Forty-five to nothing....I GOT CHIPPED!!!"

by Commissioner K August 10, 2009

Chipped

The "slap happy" mood where you are in a constant state of giggle.

"Gosh, Chloe was chipped for half an hour after she heard that pun."

by dabigkahunas April 1, 2017

chipped

beat vagina, comes complete with flappy lips.

get that chipped ham out of my face!

by The Real Rick March 14, 2007

Chipped

When you leave your dick in and she is screaming at you to pull out. Similar to leaving your credit card with the chip in the machine and it beeps for you to pull out/remove card.

I chipped Sally last night. haha

by TacoCatTacoCat October 26, 2017

Chipped

When pushing a chip through some dip and part of it breaks.

Bummer dude, you've been chipped! Good luck fishing that out.

by Kap21 May 10, 2018

chipped

Adjective. Refers to a child with helicopter parents that force them to share their location. Can be with or without the child knowing. Most of the time it means being chipped through a phone, but there are plenty of possibilities.

"We were gonna invite him with us, but his parents have him chipped! There's no way they'd let him come with us."

by weaving defs August 30, 2018