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Strata Chocolata

That wonderful space between the bottom of the vagina and the bottom of the anus on a woman and that terrible place between the bottom of the scrotum and the bottom of the anus on a man.
Guy A: So, did you and Lisa finally hook up last night? Looked real promising.

Guy B: Um...well, yeah....you could say that!

Guy A: Wow, so what happened!?

Guy B: She was a total freak dude. I was munching on her box and all of a sudden she pushed my head down further and begged me to nibble on her Strata Chocolata. It was like a Godiva bon-bon.

Guy A: No way! I gotta find a woman like Lisa!
by oMogwai August 13, 2010
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Chocolatarian

noun: Mouth consumer of chocolate only. An average person who excels in all things chocolate. A chocolate-obsessed individual.
"I used to be a vegetarian but gave up eating vegetables. Now I'm a chocolatarian."
by Boofachay November 20, 2018
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Chipotlaway

A Billy Mays-endorsed product used to clean up the blood stains one receives in their underwear after eating food from Chipotle Mexican Grill.
A: Dude, you're eating Chipotle again? What're you gonna do about those blood stains coming out of your ass?

B: It's okay, my mom uses Chipotlaway when she washes my undies.
by specialbrownies34 October 8, 2009
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chipoltease

Someone who tells you they are going to Chipotle but then doesn't even offer to bring you any of the delicious goodness.
"Kendra can be such a Chipoltease, she made a point of telling me she was getting a Carnitas Bol for lunch but didn't even ask if I wanted one myself!!"
by Maniak September 3, 2007
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chipoltle away

the common use for cleaning blood stains from underwear. it originated on south park, the common comedy show for teens.

after eating chipoltle you may expirience rectal bleeding, causing the aid to use chipoltle away.
Girl 1: Man we need to warn Alicia Keys about chipoltle!
Girl 2: I know, she might have a bloody incedent.
Girl 1: That's okay, she will just have to use CHIPOLTLE AWAY!
by honeycombkitty March 16, 2010
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chipolte

A mispronunciation of "chipotle."

Instead of phonetically reading the word, as "chee-POtlay," white Americans are known to reverse the "L" and "T" due to that arrangement being more common in both British English and American English.

Pronounced incorrectly as "chee-pull-tay," it is also, ironicaly, a Spanglish insult meaning, "Honkey can't pronounce borrowed words at all."
"Wanna go tuh that Chipolte res'traunt after golf, Horace?"

"Sure... how bout you, Miguel?"

(sighs) "...fine. Chee-Pot-lay is the right way to pronounce that... not chiplolte... nevermind...You guys are idiots, by the way."
by E. B. DeKalb July 17, 2011
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strada chocolata

When he was in prison, some big black mother fucka bent him over and walked up his strada chocolata.
by weave March 24, 2003
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