chimps fingers

A kind of turd, usually thin and dry with discernable knuckles.

Good turd mate?
Not really. Chimps fingers, most of em.

by Dannyboff October 5, 2006

Flexing Chimps

What is a flexing chimp may you ask? A Flexing Chimp is a proud Chimp that loves to play hypixel skyblock and fuck dudes. Also, a flexing chimp is known as a outcast in real life. But the people that see them as outcasts are fucking morons that should be sold to slavery, or left to die of hunger. Also, a chimp that is flexing penis is so big, that it will break any destroy any pair of pants.

look at him he a flexing chimps

by Hypixel Skyblock January 29, 2021

chimpish

Acting chimplike, or being primal.

Stop acting so chimpish

Kid was acting chimpish over at the KFC

by HughBalls August 2, 2009

chimpish

of a chimp type; one who exhibits or resembles the typical rambunctious tendencies of a chimp or simian.

Evan is being awful chimpish today, we might have to put him down

by Dr. Negative December 12, 2022

bus chimps

the loud mf’s in the back of the bus that need to shut the fuck up before i kick them the fuck out of the country

“GET THE FUCK OUT YOU BUS CHIMPS MOTHER FUCKERS”

by coolwhipgtfo September 17, 2019

Chimpism

The values of the modern conservative or rather chimpservitive. Chimpism is a combination of white nationalist aka racism, fascism, pseudo science such as climate change being fake and calling clumps of cells "babies" and arachno capitalist feudalism. Chimpservitives devolved into Chimpism when Barak Obama became president of the United States.

Anyone who whines about socialism is guilty of chimpism. Despite the fact they they mooch off socialist programs on a daily basis.

by Burn Mar-a-Lago March 3, 2019

two shakes of a chimps cock

To be there in a minute. The full version of 'there in two shakes'.

'I'll be there in two shakes of a chimps cock Vera', shouted Mavis before grabbing her coat, rushing to the front door and setting off for a good night at the bingo.

by chesterpest January 22, 2010