Checkbooked

When a person is completely intoxicated, just before the point of passing out. Comes from the phrase, "more fucked-up than my checkbook".

Did you see Jeff last night? He was completely checkbooked.

by KCHooligan May 12, 2009

furry checkbook

The act of using sex to pay for a good or service.

Amber couldn't pay Greg for her valtrex, so she used her furry checkbook.

by furrycheckbookers October 15, 2006

Niggers-Checkbook

Extremely fucked up to the max.

Last night I drank a gallon of whiskey and I was more fucked up than a niggers-checkbook.

by BallsMahoney75 February 28, 2019

balance the checkbook

masturbating while taking a crap. thus making a deposit and a withdraw.

while watching porn and eating spicy nachos, andrew suddenly had to go balance the checkbook.

by ryfunk November 29, 2007

Furry checkbook

Another name for a pussy, moot, vagina, vertical smile and so on. Rather than the act.

Show us your furry checkbook (or furry cheque book in oz).

by Jimmy B from Oz December 22, 2009

nigger's checkbook

1. A term used to describe a state of intoxication (either by alcohol or someother substance)
2. All fucked up

After I leave the bar, I'm gonna be nigger's checkbook.

We smoked so much dope, I was nigger's checkbook.

by snake801 December 20, 2006

chicken-skin checkbook

a vagina so played out that the labia resemble hanging chicken skin

With four kids, her vag surely looks like a chicken-skin checkbook.

by some action December 17, 2008