Chick Dick Flick

A Chick Dick Flick is a chick flick purposely made to turn girls on so their boyfriends can get boned. Chick Dick Flicks are usually made by men.

Hey babe wanna watch a Chick Dick Flick?

by Da real beotch November 13, 2018

Chick to Dick Ratio

The ratio of chicks to dicks (guys). Preferably 2:1 or better.
Ther higher the ratio, the higher the chance of there being a chick for your dick.

Comes from me. I invented this a few moments ago, while asking about a friend's party.

The chick to dick ratio at the party was 1:5. Total dudefest. I didn't get any poontang that night.

by Lenny July 27, 2004

Chick-to-Dick Ratio

The ratio of females to males in any situation, such as a party. Once the ratio has become 0 the get-together may be deemed a sausagefest, but if the ratio is undefined it is known as a tacofest.

Steve: Dude.. the chick-to-dick ratio here is like 20:2.
Hal: Awesome, bro!

by Maxel August 21, 2007

cotton swab dick chick

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.

Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

by PGVaginamort November 23, 2016

Chick Before Dick

A phrase used by guys who like to give the woman all the attention - or at least the initial attention - in the bedroom.

Dude 1: Dude, why didn't you let her suck you off, dude?
Dude 2: Dude, it's all about the chick before dick.

by YapmelkXela September 29, 2009

chick flick dick trick

when youre at a movie with ur girl and you cut out the bottom of the popcorn bucket,and sneak your snake in there. She reaches to get popcorn, likes what she finds and you get a handjob without havin to kick any game what so ever

dude 1:"you get any over the weekend?"
dude 2" kinda"
dude 1"wtf does that mean?"
dude 2"i pulled a chick flick dick trick"
dude 1"sneaky ass motherfucker; YEAH BOYYY"

by negative boss hog October 16, 2005

Chick to Dick Ratio

This is a ratio of how many girls there are to guys. Usually. Of course there is the chance that 1 of the guys has 2 dicks.

At that party the Chick to Dick Ratio was 6:3. And there were only 2 guys!

by The All Blacks Rule!!! April 3, 2007