chib

Verb - To stab.
"I'm pure gonnae chib ye in the puss, ya bam. 'Mon well." - "I say fellow, the time has come for me to stab you in the facial region, you person for whom I don't care. En garde."
by Duffman September 25, 2003
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Comes from the Latin..."Chiberous"..to stab, perice, penetrate. Now taken up by wee Scottish neds as a sign of violence.
"See you ya fuckin' jobby your gonne get chibed right in eh fuckin' coopin!!"

Translation - "I say! Watch out you foul man or else i might have to inflict a sertain amount of pain to your face that could penetrate the skin!"
by Christian Jobbiesalot April 14, 2004
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Chib

(a) Scottish parochial for a street weapon. The weapon may be a regular weapon, like a machette or a knife, but is often an improvised weapon like a club with a blade embedded in it, or a hammer.
(b) Scottish parochial verb for injuring someone with a hand-weapon of some kind.
(a) How dae ye like ma chib, big man, no bad, eh?

(b) See you, ya tool, ah'm gonny chib you, ya radge.
by Dave-Mcc April 01, 2009
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A dab of cannabis concentrates. Word first created in San Antonio, TX in 2015 and is rapidly being adopted more and more.
I just took a chib and i'm toasted. Hey did you bring any chibs?
by iEnvision210 September 12, 2020
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A stabbing instrument especially in form of nice shiny knife of a reasonable and manly size ( fuck u neds and wee sad kitchen butter knifes!!)that does damage to a nice wee face :D
by Mad Dog L In luv with L November 03, 2003
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A Chib is a chin that has been fully evolved. Only one human being has ever been recorded to have a Chib in the history of Chibology.
Dayam, you have an enormous Chib
by Bondflower February 08, 2015
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-A word to use as an expresion of anything depending on
how you feel at that moment in time.

-Anything you could really want it to mean. It's a word
made to take place of another word.

-Can be used in place of a swear word
Dave - "I feel good today cause I won 1,000,000 dollars."
Chris - "I feel very chib chib cause thats how I roll."
Dave - "Chib Chib??"
Chris - "A word that can be used to express your mood."
Dave - "Oh, so i could say 'I feel Chib Chib after
winning 1,000,000 dollars?'"
Chris - "Now you got it."
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Aladdin - " I'm gonna chib chib you kay?"
Guard - "Please don't swat me"
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In the back of the church...

Frank - "Chib Chib faster!!!"
Danielle - "Your a bad little boy!" *giggles*
Preist - "OMG thats a sin!!!"
Frank - "So, It's fun"
Danielle - "Don't stop... I'm so close!!!"
Frank - "I won't Cause I am too!"
Priest - "OMG!!!"

Several minuets later...

Frank - "Your so good."
Danielle - " I beat you in Scrabble everytime."
Frank - "Only when i let you use names."
Danielle - "So??"
by Tyler Sharp April 17, 2006
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