Criarrhea

Criarrhea is the phenomenon in which you throw a packet of hot cocoa mix at someone's face and eyes, making their eyes sting and they begin to cry. The tears mix with the cocoa mix and, together, runs down their face; the result looks like diarrhea.

*Bob throws an open packet of cocoa mix at Jill*

Jill: MY EYES! YOU BITCH! *Jill begins to cry*

Bob: Haha, you have criarrhea now!

by Thegunk April 12, 2010

CHATARRHEA

Online rhetorical spew, particularly in a chatroom, usually by someone suffering Online Personality or Online multiple personality disorder- Like diarrhea of the mouth, only in text form.

In a chatroom, Amber is talking about everything from politics to killing vietnamese people with a chair, to baking cakes for Jesus on Christmas. Is she okay, or suffering from Chatarrhea?

by jaytheorccc January 18, 2009

'chairhead

when you're so obsessed with silverchair, words cannot describe it. when your car, phone, computer, myspace, facebook, tattoos, guitar, and everything else revolve around the 'chair. when you go to youtube to watch something and end up watching 5 hours of 'chair vids. when you'll do anything to see them live. when all other bands and music seem inferior and it's ALL you listen to. one or any combination of these things..

then you're a 'chairhead, yo!

'chairhead: 'omg you live in newcastle! silverchair silverchair blah blah silverchair blah blah blah'

aussies: oh that's nice. yeah we know daniel and the guys. saw a great little show.

'chairhead: jaw drop. no response.

by BlackTangledHeart February 5, 2010

shiarrhea

When stupid people won't stop talking about Shia LaBeouf they are said to have shiarrhea.

Airhead 1: OMG! Shia is sooo hawwwwt in Transformers!

Airhead 2: I knoooowww rigghhhtttt?

Me: Mmm yeah we need to get you some pepto airhead #1. You've totally got shiarrhea.

*Airhead 2 points and laughs*

*Airhead 1 turns red*

by lilwangster July 9, 2011

shiarrhea

when you have explosive diarrhea poop that is too shy to come out. come on, it's diarrhea, it's meant to come out fast and furious! usually happens after a night of drinking and then spending the night in an unfamiliar place.

i got to the bathroom and i knew i had to go, but apparently it was shiarrhea. finally, once i got comfortable with my surroundings, it came out.

by dointhisbymyself January 4, 2008

Cryarrhea

1) When you cry so hard that diarrhea comes out of your eyes, this eye-diarrhea is so named. Cryarrhea occurs when the feelings that make you cry come from deep within you.

1) When my 2-year-old daughter said she didn't love me, I cried so hard that diarrhea actually came out of my eyes...the nurse got me some toilet paper to wipe the cryarrhea from my face and shirt.

by Askanadult December 24, 2008

Cryarrhea

The process of crapping(bowel movement) and going diarrhea simultaenously.

When Jimmy got near the girl he liked, he went cryarrhea in his pants instead of nervous breakdown.

by Anonymous December 5, 2004